Hard Factor

Episode 1746 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Pat’s kids Facetime him from upstairs 00:05:15 Choking during sex is on the rise 00:19:45 Turns out there never was an Epstein list, says the government 00:31:40 Coast Guard Scott Ruskan helps save 165 people from Texas floods 00:34:00 AI band is taking over Spotify 00:40:40 Are there new rules on Carnival cruises? Are they targeting certain people? And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Published: 8 July 2025

Episode 1745 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases and weekend recap 00:08:20 Tragic Texas flooding and some post 4th of July fireworks 00:19:20 Flesh-eating maggots are coming for you in Texas 00:22:50 Thai boy found in drug den, where he was being raised by dogs and can only communicate by barking 00:26:20 Medical facilities in Scotland are getting unsolicited urine samples in non-medical containers  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Florida Man Friday 4th of July!! Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Happy Independence Day!! Join the patreon.com/hardfactor!! (00:08:00) - Fourth of July Fun Facts (00:28:50) - Alligator Alcatraz has its Soft Grand Opening (no inmates.... yet) (00:36:55) - Florida Man puts on LEGENDARY Fireworks performance (00:39:45) - Florida Man takes Shark to the Face while surfing New Smyrna Beach We love you, thank you for listening, happy 4th of July, but Most importantly: HAGFD+W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Published: 4 July 2025

Episode 1744 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases 00:04:08 Sweaty crotches setting off TSA alarms 00:19:37 Turd of the week: Egyptian man kicks beagle airport dog so hard at Dulles airport that it needed an operation 00:26:54 Diddy let off multiple charges And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Episode 1743 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Mexican cartels decapitated a bunch of people and hung them from a bridge 00:11:20 Beauty and the Geek runner-up arrested for decapitating her boyfriend 00:21:20 The Big Beautiful Bill is through the Senate 51 to 50 00:30:50 The Jury in the Diddy trial has come to a verdict on all charges except RICO 00:33:20 Norwegians who played the Euro lotto and won any amount were alerted that they won 1,000 times the amount they actually won by error, and thought they were rich  00:42:00 Two teens who were in the FLDS cult and got out were “kidnapped” back into the cult And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Episode 1742 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases & happy birthday to Wes’ high school sweetheart, Bruce Lee curse & More   00:07:10 Hating on Wes’ cruise & dad rescues daughter who fell from Disney Cruise ship 00:15:45 Murderer, Brian Kohberger,  will take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty 00:23:55 DOJ announces largest ever medicare system fraud in operation “Gold Rush”   00:34:00 Psycho in Idaho starts a forest fire and then kills firefighters responding to his fire 00:36:12 Christopher Walken claims Bugs Bunny was his inspiration in many of his roles  00:37:15 Buddhist Monk arrested for shooting another monk inside a monastery  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Episode 1741 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases 00:01:47 Bezos wedding musings 00:06:33 Man steals over 100k in bull semen 00:23:55 Legitimate Scientists claim to have found Planet Nine 00:37:15 Bank hostage standoff: Police dangle beverage from drone to lure out man, shoot him And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Episode 1740 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Florida Strip Clubs and US National Team Soccer (00:09:07) - Man tragically lightninged to death on his honeymoon in Florida (00:13:19) - Diddy gettin Slippery - is he gonna get off,, again?? (00:27:24) - Beach Lifeguard survives being IMPALED by her tower umbrella (00:33:25) - Armenian PM exposes priest and offers to expose his pen!s as proof (00:40:31) - The Frog of War: Daddy Trump edition THANK YOU for listening and supporting the pod. Join the official Hardo Hive community at patreon.com/hardfacor: bonus pods, discord chat, trivia with the hosts, and sometimes a little bit more. We love you, HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Episode 1739 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Alligator Alcatraz, a giant prison concept in the Everglades 00:22:40 AI to replace governments mentioned in the big beautiful bill 00:26:30 Softbank pitches a 1 trillion dollar AI complex in Arizona  00:27:40 A Team of surgeons performs the first fully robotic heart transplant  00:29:40 The SR-72 Darkstar from Lockheed Martin can go 4k mph 00:32:35 Teen Takeovers is a new, probably dangerous trend  00:37:00 The Liver King was arrested in Austin 00:41:15 Nudist allegedly kills nudist neighbors over a hot dog  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

Episode 1738 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:39 Mads Mickelson gets denied US entry for having a JD Vance meme on his phone & other entry injustices 00:18:00 French concertgoers get stabbed with syringes at an alarming rate & skanking 00:26:50 Atlanta Kroger is in hot water over a pathetic attempt at Juneteenth cakes Listener Submissions Lightning Round 00:37:05 Man rents castle at Disney Land Paris to fake marry a  9-year-old 00:41:20 Liver King has lost his mind and wants to fight Joe Rogan 00:43:19 Amtrak unleashes amazing promo video just in time for Summer And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Episode 1737 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:39 Iran fired missiles at US embassy in Qatar 00:15:15 Chinese Hotel told to Cease and Desist Red Panda Wake Up Calls 00:21:27 Chinese Professor Metnion Predicts the Future Which Ones Worse 00:28:18 People being stuck by lightning all over the place 00:33:09 Mom ruined kids life by marrying a Maasai warrior 00:40:17 Bezos Wedding Preview And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

Episode 1736 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Patreon.com/HardFactor Trivia Recap, Allergies, LIVE in the UK @ Midnight (00:04:10) - LSU Baseball Wins Again: GEAUX TIGAHS (00:06:20) - Tragedy on Lake Tahoe... and The US Bombed 3 Iranian Nuclear Sites in the Largest B2 Stealth Bombing Run in "Operation Midnight Hammer" (00:19:38) - NYC Mayor Race is Heating Up!! Sparks fly at Democratic Debate between Cuomo and Mamdani (00:32:10) - "Breast Jiggling Incident" in Barnsley, UK has resulted in Extended Hours for a Local Country Music Club Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

Episode 1735 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 The roommate and “best friend” of the state senator shooter is under the microscope 00:04:30 Woman has a serious and violent breakdown on a Southwest flight 00:24:50 Man with a girlfriend and daughter falls madly in love with ChatGPT LIGHTNING ROUND!! 00:30:30 MIT study shows that people using AI LLMs have a significant decrease in brain connectivity 00:39:05 Brazilian comedian sentenced to 8 years in prison for bigoted jokes 00:40:10 Gen Z isn’t drinking alcohol   00:40:50 Dictators writing history and dunking on non-dictators 00:43:50 Toyota study says EVs are three times worse for the environment  00:46:00 Mosquito in Montana from 46 million years ago found with the blood of unknown animals 00:47:50 Nantucket’s planning on testing their sewer system to see how much cocaine they have in their water  And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

Episode 1734 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers & Happy Juneteenth 00:02:30 Bad week for “Connors” 00:05:45 Indiana couple caught fondling each other during a kids dance recital  00:19:45 796 dead babies discovered at a facility run by Nuns for Unwed mothers in Ireland 00:24:40 Conor McGregor caught on camera knocking a man out in a nightclub  00:26:10 Bank employee claims her co-worker traumatized her with a Chucky Doll during a training session  00:29:20 San Antonio special needs teacher gives students Hard Mountain Dew as a treat 00:35:55 Viral, Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson interview clip 00:38:40 North Korea erases two men responsible for their warship disaster from photos, leading many to think they are erased from the Earth  00:40:00 ICE raids horse track and casino in Louisiana, forcing the casino to shut down in remembrance of Juneteenth   00:41:25 Update on Karen Read trial, and her balloon knot Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

Episode 1733 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers 00:05:09 Pizza orders through the roof to pentagon during Israel/Iran attacks 00:20:50 Washington deputy uses lasso to retrieve chainsaw-wielding man out of a pond 00:27:06 Woman marries man without his knowledge 00:31:51 Protestors unleash crickets to disrupt city council meeting 00:39:36 Scientists detect mysterious radio signals coming from below Antarctic Ice Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Episode 1732 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: - Incogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at incogni.com/HARDFACTOR and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. - Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. - Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Father's Day and Home Depot Recap + JOIN TRIVIA AT PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT 6/20 @ 9 PM ET. (00:05:45) - The Frog of War: Israel vs. Iran (00:12:36) - Marbles in Cat Butts, Government UFOs, and FAA Floppy Disks (00:19:08) - Overweight Man in Verona, Italy breaks Crystal Chair at Art Display (00:22:57) - STUDY: More women are reporting taking dates with men strictly to get meals paid for (00:32:30) - Masked Minnesota Madman Vance Boelter (allegedly, but only suspect) caught after murdering political family, and attempting to kill another (00:39:54) - Detroit Man took steaming dump in sneaker section of local sporting goods store, locals disgusted Thank you for listening!! Support the Pod: Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to trivia on Friday night, bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more. Bust Most importantly - HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025

The boys did a little Father's Daying and will be back with fresh news tomorrow but today we've got a free Florida Man Friday episode pulled right from our Patreon at patreon.com/hardfactor, where there are many more of these. Brought to you by our amazing sponsors. - Incogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at incogni.com/HARDFACTOR and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. - Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. - Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

Episode 1731 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  True Classic: Forget overpriced designer brands. Ditch the disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.   Head to TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR and get hooked up today. Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers 00:04:34 Sole survivor in India crash 00:16:50 Senator Padilla Arrested at DHS event 00:24:30 Sams club pisser 00:34:24 ICE agents accidentally detain US Marshall: Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

Episode 1730 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  True Classic: Forget overpriced designer brands. Ditch the disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.   Head to TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR and get hooked up today. Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers 00:05:10 Costco is being sued by a woman who says a liquor cabinet fell on her and caused brain injury 00:09:50 Tulsi Gabbard wants everyone to know that nukes are very dangerous in new high-dollar PSA 00:19:20 KY Man, his mule and raccoon are a handful for local police 00:28:20 Chinese banks are luring customers with stuffed Labubu dolls 00:33:05 German politician wants you to join him on his swingers trip to France so he can show you how great it would be to turn his ugly town into a Swingers destination  00:40:03 Orgasm Inc. movie review from Will.  Spoiler alert, lots of fingering advice in that one. Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

Episode 1729, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  True Classic: Forget overpriced designer brands. Ditch the disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.   Head to TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR and get hooked up today. Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Sometimes we all click things we know we shouldn't.... (00:05:55) Coscto makes enormous changes to please their Executive members, like Wes and Will (00:24:49) Orgasmic Meditation company gets busted for Federal Forced Labor charges (00:32:52) Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap sells out IMMEDIATELY, Ebay flooded with marked-up re-sale opportunities (00:39:26) Two small-time YouTubers in Las Vegas get into internet beef that ended in murder Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, the discord chat, and Trivia with the Hosts next Friday night June 20 at 9PM ET. But Most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

Episode 1728 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  True Classic: Forget overpriced designer brands. Ditch the disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.   Head to TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR and get hooked up today. Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Yale scientists have re-animated dead brains with synapses.  00:10:40 Brazil has a problem with people caring for lifelike baby dolls. 00:24:10 Greta Thunberg was captured by Israel. 00:25:30 The mystery of the lost colony of Roanoke has finally been solved! 00:32:10 A Michigan student discovered the university paid 30 people to follow and survey him due to his pro-Palestinian stance 00:40:20 MAGA baby financial policy Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2025

Episode 1727 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  True Classic: Forget overpriced designer brands. Ditch the disposable fast fashion. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.   Head to TrueClassic.com/HARDFACTOR and get hooked up today. Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:0:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Weekend recap and teasers 00:02:30 LA Protests turn violent over ICE raids, & The National Guard is called in to restore order 00:13:40 Ed The Zebra is finally captured in a hilarious manner 00:24:05 Special needs teacher accidentally gives CBD clerk $5,000 tip, and it nearly ruined her life 00:31:20 Jiu Jitsu instructor ordered to pay man 56 million dollars after paralyzing him during instruction 00:35:15 Colombian presidential candidate services point blank assassination attempt 00:37:05 Former MLB Star Hideki Matsui had one of the largest porn collections on Earth 00:38:20 Sacramento is going to try to eliminate mosquitoes 00:41:10 Timbaland signs first AI artist, and it signals the end of pop stars as we know them Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2025

Episode 1726 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Story teases 00:04:13 Trump vs. Elon - Battle for world domination 00:22:15 Japanese woman who volunteered to take care of cats’ home found with over 100 dead cats 00:28:21 World Massage Championships Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

Episode 1725 brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Walter Fades hooked Pat up (00:02:30) - Too Gay for the Navy! USS Milk and others being renamed + Ukrainian Drone Strike Recap (00:10:44) - Minneapolis ICE protestors unwittingly go after FBI drug/human trafficking raid (00:18:32) - Nuking the Ocean Floor to Save the Planet from Global Warming (00:28:35) - Vancouver Door Dash Driver returns to house to demand tip with gun (00:39:06) - AI, Good and Stupid: Curing Blindness and Surveilling Lazy Chinese Students Thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts, the discord chat, and Trivia Nights like the one coming up on Friday, June 20 at 9PM ET - but Most importantly, HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

Chinese People Are Paying To “Work” At Fake Jobs In Order To Save Face | 6.4.25 Episode 1724 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:05 Will and Mark news ping pong/pickleball show  00:03:40 Blake Lively withdraws her lawsuit against Justin Baldoni. Judge says, “Finally!” 00:12:50 Girls Gone Wild videos ruled 00:13:35 Musk tweets scathing remarks about the “budget bill”  00:16:50 Shock Presidential win for a man named Karol in Poland 00:18:50 The Netherlands government “collapsed” after a coalition leader quits 00:23:10 A London-based AI company that got 450 million in funding from Microsoft was a complete fraud   00:30:20 Harvard takes several more hits, including the Wall Street Journal calling it the CCP’s “Party School.” 00:35:40 The Knicks stupidly fire Coach Thibs 00:38:50 Magnus Carlsen slams the chessboard after losing to a 19-year-old Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

Episode 1723 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:01:00 Wes is back and feeling guilty 00:03:50 Have you ever thrown a Molotov Cocktail 00:05:35 Jobless Chinese people are paying to go to fake jobs to save face 00:24:45 Cory Booker delivers a Sieg Heil and lets Elon off the hook 00:29:50 Sweden has outlawed OnlyFans!! 00:34:15 Mark fact checks his Steroid Game segment from yesterday 00:37:50 Update on the nutjob who threw Molotov Cocktails at a crowd in Boulder 00:41:00 King of the Hill is coming back, minus a fan favorite character who was murdered for being gay in San Antonio Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2025

Episode 1722 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:49 Mark & Wes went to a HOT eating festival 00:06:35 Who gave Elon Musk his black eye? 00:26:48 Teen dies at Runnit event 00:29:56 Steroid games is still coming and world record breakers will get a million dollars per record 00:39:43 Connecticut Man Caught Jacking it at Dog Park 00:42:09 Flight Attendant Gets Nude on Plane Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2025

Episode 1721 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Pat Vance here! And NEXT TRIVIA is Friday 6/20/25 @ patreon.com/hardfactor (00:05:21) Travel Blogger claims to have caught 7 year sinus infection from former boyfriend's bare @ss fart while she was recovering from surgery (00:19:40) Hikers tripping balls call manly Park Ranger (maybe named Prack Sagelo) on themselves to report that their buddy as dead,,, but was he?? (00:27:43) Glacial Avalanche COMPLETELY Flattens entire Swiss Town (00:31:21) Kid Cudi testified that Diddy broke into his home to open his kids' Christmas presents and lock his dog in the bathroom, prior to torching his car (00:35:33) Sidney Sweeney and Dr. Squatch teaming up to sell soap made with her used bathwater THANK YOU for listening and supporting the pod! Join our community @ patreon.com/hardfactor and get in on the next Trivia Night Friday, 6/20/25!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

Episode 1720 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Happy Birthday to Wes’ son, who is about to start driving, yikes! 00:05:20 If you thought we were safe from that last asteroid, wait until you hear what Brazilian, French, and Italian scientists have to say about imminent asteroid collisions with Earth! 00:20:20 A San Francisco school district is lowering A’s to 80 and above and D’s to 20 and above 00:31:10 No more beagle testing labs in the NIH, there is still one at Texas A&M Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

Episode 1719 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Turn your big business idea into CASH with Shopify on your side.  Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at SHOPIFY.com/hardfactor FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Will’s back and his voice is hilarious 00:04:55 Japan passes new laws against weird baby names 00:17:55 More fun with Will’s voice 00:18:40 Republican spending bill is what you thought it was 00:19:20 Todd Chrisly is pardoned and Joe Exotic’s ex sends him an amazing “parting” gift 00:20:45 Another Orca yacht “attack” caught on camera 00:24:25 French farmer has $4 billion euro worth of gold confiscated from his own farm 00:30:05 New Ai is now refusing to shut down and is trying to blackmail users 00:36:30 NYC City Sewage employee dies when his ship filled with poop explodes Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

Episode 1718 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:06:08 The President of France's Wife Slapped Him 00:20:01 Crypto King of Kentucky Kidnapped a Man Updates: 00:28:35 Harvard morgue manager pleads guilty to selling human parts for profit 00:30:46 Jeremey Renner says he was furious he was resuscitated Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2025

Horrible News for Fat People, Springsteen Cover Bands and North Korean Ships | 5.23.25 Episode 1717 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:05 New standing-only plane “seats” are being launched  00:12:20 Turkey announced it will start weighing people in public and sending fatties to health camps 00:19:40 New Jersey bar owner cancels Bruce Springsteen cover band appearance over politics 00:30:55 Two young Israeli embassy staffers were killed by a Chicago man in Washington, D.C. 00:34:45 North Korean “super ship” sinks immediately upon maiden voyage  00:40:15 A 433-foot container ship ends up in a man’s lawn in Norway  Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

Episode 1716 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:01:00 Teases 00:03:20 Tush Push is officially back in the NFL 00:06:20 Wes ran into his masseuse at the grocery store 00:10:40 Murder occurs over Roti spat in India 00:22:55 Japan’s agricultural minister resigns after admitting to getting rice kickbacks 00:28:00 INOVATION CORNER: Including a cure for baldness, NVIDIA & Disney create real-life Star Wars droid, albino Orcas & China is making robot slaves with human brains Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

Episode 1715 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:04:34 Two young hot influencers shot dead on live streams in past week 00:17:18 Insanity in DC - Congressman Tripping 00:22:04 Insanity in DC - No taxes on tips 00:23:09 Insanity in DC - Nancy Mace Noods 00:29:22 NOLA Jailbreak update: Blame it on the janitor 00:31:20 Meet Diddy’s New Boy Toy ‘The Punisher’ 00:38:14 Every dog gets one bite, Canadian dog bite scandal Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

Episode 1714 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. (00:00:00) OH YEAH (00:01:00) Story Lineup + HBD HFWill + "Like a Mug" (00:05:50) Podium Pleasures - Should Olympians who are "Hornier than a Mug" be provided with legal access to s3x workers? (00:20:19) Yellowstone brutally euthanizes innovative bear for his devastating trash can destruction techniques (00:28:09) Hand Grenade Show & Tell completely shuts down elementary school (00:33:18) Texas Man sues Whataburger and Sonic for up to $1M each for putting onions on his burgers Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, the Discord chat, get access to bonus podcasts, and Trivia Nights! But MOST importantly, HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2025

Episode 1713 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:03:20 Ten prisoners easily escape Orleans Parish jail, and seven are still on the run, with guards being implicated as inside help 00:20:10 Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis and Jake Tapper’s book release about Biden 00:22:10 FBI HQ is moving, and the D.H.S. is considering a U.S. citizenship reality game show 00:23:00 Trump watches, missing the “T” are being sold as Rump watches 00:25:05 Chinese hacking and monitoring devices found in US solar panels 00:32:20 Man who identifies as a “pro mortalist” bombs fertility clinic  00:35:33 Frankie Muniz has a tough truck racing weekend 00:37:40 Mexican navy sailboat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2025

Episode 1712 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Teases 00:09:30 Florida man charged again with exposing himself after victim sees him on news 00:19:40 Diddy Trial Update 00:25:09 Kid Rock’s restaurant workers asked to go home to avoid rumored Ice raids 00:28:55 Dicks puts it in Footlocker 00:31:20 Selma Hayek on the cover of SI Swimsuit at 58 00:33:26 Woman divorces man over ChatGPT prediction that he was cheating on her based off the way he drank his coffee Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Episode 1711 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:02:50 - Congresspeople fall asleep during a session 00:05:10 - Menendez brothers update, they may be free soon! 00:08:50 - Little girl traumatized by a trip to Ford’s theater 00:21:00 - Lowes poop stories and a man caught pleasuring himself in a shed inside the store 00:27:15 - A UK teen who went missing in Thailand turns up in Georgia, the country, with some huge problems on her hands 00:34:15 - Kid caught drawing a huge penis on histrocal sight in Peru Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

Episode 1710 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:40 - Story teases 00:04:40 - Door Dash driver goes to the wrong home and gets shot while driving away 00:14:10 - The alleged piece of crap FSU shooter’s mugshot is funny because he was shot by cops in the jaw and looks ridiculous 00:15:15 - Was the Mavericks lottery win rigged? 00:22:20 - Trump’s Middle East update  00:30:20 - Zoo employee was beaten to death by a kangaroo after entering his cage to “rough house”  00:36:30 - Cassie’s Diddy updates on day 3 of the trial were insane! Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

Episode 1709, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup... (00:05:28) - Olympic Gold Medal Wrestler busted trying to get blowjob in Ohio online prostitution sting (00:19:34) - ChatGPT Induced Psychosis.... seems to be happening quite a bit (00:31:22) - P Diddy Trial has begun (2 days in), and while sadly not televised, the details are spicy, and coming from another male prostitute (00:42:25) - Despite being in prison in the Hague, Duterte has won the Mayorship of his home city Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, chop it up in the discord chat with the hosts, and get access to up to 3 weekly bonus pods - but Most Importantly; HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2025

Episode 1708 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:04:05 Happy Mother’s Day00:04:30 China & US Trade Deal reached! 00:06:40 Update on India/Pakistan &  00:07:35 Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, competes in Miss Maine 00:20:40 Qatar gives President Trump a new plane, is it illegal? 00:25:40 White South Africans were welcomed with open arms despite the country’s immigration stance 00:28:30 One dad’s horrible experience at Disney World 00:37:40 Lesbian gets kicked out of women’s bathroom at high-end Boston hotel  Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2025

Episode 1707 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:52 New Pope is American 00:12:21 Update on India/Pakistan 00:20:40 Jennifer Anniston Stalker 00:29:46 Woman trying to get revenge on her ex's new woman ends up getting a disastrous result 00:36:47 The new RAWDOG Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

Episode 1706 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup... and Video Game Suspensions (00:05:18) - Diddy's alleged former man toy Jonathan Oddi is exposed, proving a viral conspiracy theory that emerged after he shot up Trump Doral (00:20:08) - Questionably Amish man "Brother Samuel" kills Ohio Amish woman during sex (00:30:57) - Robots and AI having some "Bugs" so we review the blooper reel - Humanoid Freak-out on the Hook + Sex Bots (00:39:00) - ChatGPTs Voice Cracks in Demon Mode... Thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community and get access to Discord Chat and Bonus Podcasts! But most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

Episode 1705 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: 00:01:05 India attacks Pakistan   00:08:22 Man goes ballistic with an air dust can, getting high, assaulting his husband, then flame-throwing cops 00:22:15 A man walking fully naked around the neighborhood in Kansas disturbs neighbors  00:32:00 FyreFest book festival goes horribly wrong 00:38:45 Man suing the NFL for 100 million in emotional damages for Shedeur Sanders' late drafting  00:41:45 Georgia jail goes into lockdown for a missing murderer who ended up not missing  Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

Episode 1704 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps:00:06:10 This year's best and worst Pride Month T-Shirts  00:18:10 Trump wants to bring back Alcatraz priso,n & what we think they should do for funding & Alcatraz swims?!  00:30:45 UFO reports, New Planets & do we have UFOs in our possession? 00:38:11 Trump wants to put tariffs on movies.  What does that mean for Hollywood? Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

Episode 1703 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help: Your well-being is worth it. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps:00:00:40 Story teases 00:04:29 Update they arrested DELCO poop lady and she’s not remorseful  00:14:02 Update they arrested the guy who fucked a corpse on NYC subway 00:20:37 Lady who said the n word on video gets rich off go fund me 00:37:49 Man spent two decades letting poisonous snakes bite him to develop immunities and now his blood is being used as a universal anti venom 00:43:27 Pope Trump/Sith Trump 00:45:37 Rabbit who can drive a car Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 May 2025

Episode 1702 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Go to shopify.com/hardfactor to sign up for a $1 per-month trial and start selling today! FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Derby weekend, Tiztastic!! (00:07:15) - NYPD Releases Buxom Mugshot - Works Like Gangbusters! (00:10:34) - Jordon Hudson has people worried about Bill Belichick, who seems to be having a GREAT time (00:25:15) - 8 Million Dimes Spill in Texas that now need to be partially picked up by hand (00:31:13) - RunIt: Professional Oklahoma Drills - incredible new sport (00:36:50) - Man busted giving out fake pet ashes for decades (00:40:02) - George Santos got 7 years prison and is threatening to be a problem for all prisons (00:41:10) - Prospect, PA Woman has explosive diarrhea all over the hood of another woman's car in EXPLOSIVE road rage video Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor if you want to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the discord chat with the hosts - but most importantly: HAGFD/W Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

Episode 1701 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Go to shopify.com/hardfactor to sign up for a $1 per-month trial and start selling today! FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps:00:00:40 Story teases 00:04:15 - India and Pakistan are on the brink of war  00:16:15 - “Hazing on steroids” on Syracuse high school lacrosse team leads DA to threaten kidnapping charges 00:28:20 - Power outage in Spain and Portugal update 00:36:45 - John Elway’s friend and agent died after falling off the golf cart Elway was driving 00:41:15 - Dirty judge reprimanded for inappropriate sexual contact with clerk 00:44:50 - Rampant masturbation takes over Seattle park, angering locals Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

Episode 1700 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Shopify: Go to shopify.com/hardfactor to sign up for a $1 per-month trial and start selling today! FitBod: Level up your workout. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan.  Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at fitbod.me/hardfactor  Factor Meals: The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age. Timestamps: 00:00 Story teases 00:08:22 *BREAKING* Woman defecates in her seat on plane 00:17:08 Amazon/Bezos & the White House beefing over new Amazon transparent tariff pricing 00:30:33 Terrance Howard refuses to play a gay guy 00:42:06 New Tiktok Challenge: Kool-Aid Man Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025