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Episode 2006  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:50 Some of the best clips from the White House Correspondence Dinner 00:21:40 The Unmasking Effect and Global Warming 00:31:40 Man impales himself all the way through with hiking pole then walks 10 miles 00:35:30 Influencer posts tik tok about her pedo husband and gets murdered  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2026

Episode 2005 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:34 Lil Wayne Interview recap 00:09:08 Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust 00:26:45 Bear electrocuted on electrical pole after rescue deemed too risky 00:34:18 Michelin star chef in South Korea facing jail over ant dessert 00:40:15 Orcas are now exploding Sunfish with tremendous force For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2026

Episode 2004 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Jack sucks 00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots  00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation 00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect 00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War 00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should have human rights and are sentient beings 00:41:55 Man frees bear trapped in his SUV with a very smart solution For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2026

Episode 2003 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at http://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive. 00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination  00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down 00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News?? 00:29:45 Louisiana Woman gets Horrific Genital Injury on Honduras Zip-line, Pays Over $50K to Get Home 00:36:06 Japan also Invents Sweat-Powered Shirt, Transforming Obese People into Super-human Generators 00:39:12 Japan Dealing with Corporate Shorts Crisis For more head over to http://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2026

Episode 2002 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Taylor Farms met with the White House and is trying to spin the diarrhea lettuce 00:15:00 Women set world records at the lumberjack world championships  00:18:40 Big girl in her underwear is stealing everyone’s milk in the UK 00:24:20 The former city planner of Sausalito tried to steal two yachts at 5AM 00:30:50 Prisoner gets in trouble for signing all his lover letter in his own semen For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2026

Episode 2001 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:21 Israel going to use Nile crocodiles to keep Palestinians from escaping prison 00:18:55 Andrew Tate arrested in Blouse and Capris 00:27:48 Jimothy the raccoon 00:29:19 Bad groom grapes brides relative after rehearsal dinner 00:33:54 Pastor says your “gay” if you don’t tithe 00:36:29 Alleged Maryland bank robber brings stolen kitten along for attempted heist For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2026

Episode 2000 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Wildfire smoke is ruining Pat’s day, and many others in the US 00:17:45 Pelting other people's kids at the trampoline park 00:18:40 Trump’s teleprompter operator was insider betting on his speeches and making a lot of money 00:28:20 Turns out Taco Bell is to blame for the explosive diarrhea outbreak after all 00:32:15 Trump’s face and signature will soon be on US currency despite that not being allowed since 1866 00:38:25 Guess The Crime, Florida Woman edition For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2026

TRIVIA TOMORROW NIGHT 9PM ET @ Patreon.com/hardfactor!! Episode 1999 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:35 "Digital Kidnapping" is taking an even creepier turn somehow 00:19:25 Hegseth is putting the Troops on TRT 00:27:13 Peruvians are obsesses with Erling Halaand 00:30:35 New York to roll-out "Humanoid Robot" to teach kids... soft, supple silicone, humanoid robot... 00:36:00 Chuck Schumer Farts on the Senate Floor and other Olds in the News For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2026

Episode 1998 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:20 Pat was a bad boy last night 00:05:00 Both Facebook and the major news story suck 00:08:20 Japan has a mass shortage of male porn actors 00:18:20 Teenager pays $3 for 1972 Wilt Chamberlain NBA FInals warm up  00:23:30 A Nepalese elephant has killed 25 people and tortured a family for 14 years 00:29:50 25+ year revenge billboard in Norfolk VA for unpaid loan finally paid off and removed 00:36:00 Man needs to be cut out of porta-potty after being in the bottom tank For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2026

Episode 1997 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:20 Korea fun facts and culture  00:05:15 South Korea launches app which allows stalking victims to track their stalkers in real time 00:18:50 A new space flashlight that can illuminate 3 square miles is coming to a sky near you 00:28:05 Homeless man finally gets his day in court for shitting on business and wiping with sandwich 00:37:20 Japanese woman charged with sewing her roommate's mouth shut with string For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2026

Episode 1996 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:54 Now China has alligators along with the snakes in the floodwaters 00:12:57 Passenger partially sucked out of plane on Ryanair 00:19:21 Lindsey Graham suddenly dies at 71 00:26:46 New robot toilet out of China 00:31:44 Yellowstone Tourist Violently Flipped by Buffalo For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2026

Episode 1995 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:08 Horny Cops getting caught Peepin' Tom all over the Flock Cams 00:28:50 Basic-Bro Florida Man buys Axe and Door Hinges with stolen credit card 00:35:40 Flight Instructor jumps to death mid-flight, leaving trainee to land plane 00:41:56 This Diarrhea bug is spreading FAST For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2026

Episode 1994 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Zuess was a dogg 00:04:30 Toddler pronounced dead by Dr. found alive in morgue five hours later 00:19:30 Horrible flooding in China leads to 900 snakes swimming around towns 00:29:30 Man cuts off own penis and then sets it on fire and gets arson charge  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2026

Episode 1993 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:43 NBA Jam riffing 00:08:34 Graham Platner and the condoms 00:31:27 Ford Fires Veteran Truck Builder Over Alleged Theft of One (1) Breakroom Cookie 00:39:46 Waymo turns bad teens into the police For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2026

Episode 1992 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. BetterHelp: Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:05 Meta caught paying adult contractors to pose as teens feeding competitor AIs faulty training information 00:10:48 UK Soccer Fan supposed to be in Boston, found drinking in Barcelona, enjoying World Cup Bar Hop after being missing over a week 00:19:36 Bat News: Pilot suing Marriott International after being Bitten by Swarm of Bats inside Denver Hotel Room, and even worse in Canada 00:29:12 "The Eye of the Sahara" is pretty nuts 00:30:33 Turkey refuses Gay Cruise to dock, over fears of "docking" Thank you for listening!! Go to https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2026

Enjoy today's free Patreon preview of The Pat & Wes Show, released weekly on Patreon.com/hardfactor along with Florida Man Friday with Will & Mark, PLUS a monthly HIVE DELUXE where anything goes with all four hosts. Brought to you by our incredible sponsors Ultra Pouches: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. BetterHelp: Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash HARDFACTOR. On today's Pat & Wes Show... The creator trend of badass dog guys and their protective dogs Alligator death & is there any way to deter alligators 8 Year-olds on jet skis Sticky locks Hanging with coke dealers Air mattress sex Pathetic ways to save money MUCH MORE Thanks for being a patron and HAGFFOJ!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2026

Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  Florida Woman busted with coke in vagina (this is becoming a trend): Florida Woman calls cops to complain about ticket, gets busted for 28 bags of fentanyl in guess where?: Florida man boasts to cops that he sells drugs all throughout the state Former cop arrested in major brothel bust   and much more... For more episodes like this one head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2026

Episode 1991 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:44 Couple climbs Empire State building 00:16:59 Small penis update 00:19:19 Seattle dog attack 00:24:57 Pastor Tony Spell and Chud the Builder Updates 00:32:34: Taylor and Travis Wedding!! For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2026

Episode 1990 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:00 Yu-Gi-Oh tournament once again tainted by unhygienic players 00:18:17 New Jersey middle school yearbook pranked with picture of baby Hitler 00:28:20 Former Alaskan parent of the year charged with over 45 counts of sexually assaulting young girls 00:31:50 Pastor stabbed by waiter in the neck at local Austin steakhouse for yet-to-be-determined reasons For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2026

Episode 1989 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 Golf Talk - Hoagies, Cole, and Lefty.... 00:08:26 Cali Man Busted for Shrooms, and also Giving them to His Kids 00:16:23 Asian Scientists have Created Diving Suits for Cockroaches 00:22:31 "Bat-Maine" Real-Life Mexican Batman Strikes Again, Catching more Motorcycle Thieves 00:27:42 Instant Karma - Man Dies of Heart Attack While Killing Lover  00:30:58 Niel the Seal has Taken Over Tasmania Once Again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2026

Episode 1988 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 The boys schedule this week including show schedule  00:08:10 Man in the UK admits to taking 18 dumps in a public pool 00:15:40 Man with world’s smallest penis has go fund me  00:23:40 Newest AI video trend in China 00:31:55 World Cup updates including Uruguay’s charter flight cancellation   00:34:00 Europe’s record setting heat wave is brutal For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2026

Episode 1987 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:20 Pat’s beach trip is not going the way he planned 00:04:30 World Cup everything 00:10:50 The horrible earthquake(s) in Venezuela  00:17:00 UK man tries to flame thrower his neighbors door down 00:35:30 Ye is playing in San Antonio and the mayor is not happy For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2026

Episode 1986 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Will broke his chair again 00:04:40 New study finds that birds love to masturbate 00:20:00 DEA whistleblower details accounts of DEA letting LOTS of Fentanyl into the US on purpose 00:30:33 Louisiana Pastor hands out a caught-on-camera beatdown of 20 year old balding man For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2026

Episode 1985 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:55 Two-Million Bees Escape Truck Crash on Texas Highway 00:08:44 Texas Rancher finds Long Lost Giraffe 00:18:20 Fox News Refreshes the Hottie Roster with Natalie Chuck 00:23:55 Police looking for UK Couple after Sex Video at Guns 'n Roses Concert goes viral 00:29:40 Man gets Stuck Inside in California Park Toilet after trying to Retrieve Sunglasses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2026

Episode 1984 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - 100% tobacco free pure nicotine, get 20% off your first order by going to Lucy.co/hardfactor and use promo code Hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:57 Reflecting pool update 00:20:07 Wes’ US Open big win with Kalshi 00:21:51 Ferrets being used to kill rats at child prison sparks trauma for kids 00:30:21 Insane Man in Singapore Tricks Kids into Extreme Diarrhea 00:38:59: Australian magician vanishes 00:41:54 Oklahoma Arby's manager accused of giving customer herpes For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2026

On this week's edition of Florida Man Friday..... Naked woman goes on rampage with vegetable peeler and masturbates - Man threatens kids revving go karts with knives - Florida Man steals SUV from Courthouse parking lot for another police chase: Rapid Fire Mugshots = 'Guess that Crime', feat. “Bitcoin Rodney”: and much more... HAGFDW!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2026

Episode 1983 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Gambling talk, is Wes a moron? 00:10:15 Great news for potheads who have guns 00:19:00  The reflecting pool is still a piece of shit, but why??? 00:29:00 Mircropenis awareness PSA 00:38:20 Cop who fed homeless man a shit sandwich has landed a big promotion in Texas For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2026

Episode 1982 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:28 Vietnam Police save 400 Cats from Illegal Cat Meat Factory 00:15:15 Horse drawn carriage takes off uncontrollably in Central Park 00:19:51 World Cup-dates: Iran immediately removed from USA after first game, and Scottish Fans have Drank Boston OUT of Beers 00:28:51 Japan is having a good World Cup so far, but haunted by High Virginity Rates and Ice Cream Cartels at home For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2026

Episode 1981 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 The boys old trucker sketch was wild 00:06:15 A man in Australia was illegally breeding 100k madagascar hissing cockroaches 00:20:20 HOA in Alabama votes to kill 226 geese that are in a pond bothering them 00:29:20 High school admin prank picture keeps getting released  00:32:50 Florida family that got completely wrong kid is keeping the kid 00:42:20 A man that been squirting semen on women for 30 years arrested again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2026

Episode 1980 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:41 Kalshi Dog Tie strategy 00:08:39 Soft Corner - Lemonade stand robbery 00:21:41 India plans to recover climber who died on Everest in 1996 that is a landmark 00:34:03 Recently deceased UK Man diagnosed posthumously with extremely rare “Triple Penis” 00:38:07 City Union Files Grievance Against Goats for Taking Jobs For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2026

Episode 1979 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month.  Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Did President Trump meet with Aliens?! 00:13:45 Boy Scout troop had their balloon project shot down by an F-16 00:15:10 AI Update  00:16:45 Reddit user figures out how to use AI bots without internet or power  00:20:00 Racist and viral “Natasha Doll” in China has exposed a much darker and more racist trend amongst some Chinese citizens 00:30:10 World Cup talk: The Portuguese team refuses to leave their hotel in Florida due to alligators 00:34:35 Florida Man is pulled over with 34 empty White Claws in his car 00:36:55 Incredible story of a woman who was stuck in the mud for 3 days  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2026

Episode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 Actually, it's an NC-3, not a Miata 00:11:30 50 year-old South Carolina Man got so mad at ding-dong ditchers, he hid in the bushes and got sweet revenge... but also kidnapping charges 00:27:33 California officer accidentally shoots fellow officer in the arm during "horseplay incident" 00:34:10 Colonel Sanders' longtime Canadian Home for sale for $1.5M Canadian 00:36:43 Steve Spielberg is dropping more aliens on us - IT'S DISCLOSURE DAY For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2026

Episode 1977 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:20 Knicks fans are jumping Spurs fans 00:07:15 Inflation up 4.2% and Trump loves inflation and our military in wars now the ole 180  00:13:30 Epic senior prank involving 200 doors locks glued shut at school  00:18:15 Southern Baptists officially rule no women preachers 00:20:40 Bill Gates testifies before Congress and says Epstein blackmailed him and he banged chicks on the island 00:25:55 AI Pinellas County Sheriffs Office bot confuses non pedo man as pedo man, arrested him and now he’s suing 00:36:05 Iran’s men’s national team is in Mexico because they can’t be in the US and play in the US in the World Cup this Monday 00:39:00 People keep dumping in popular tourist attraction in New Zealand For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2026

Episode 1976 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts 00:07:00: Verdict and sentencing in the Karmelo Anthony murder trial 00:13:30 How hot is “Supergirl” Milly Alcock & why is “Superman” Dean Cain making fun of her looks?! 00:25:50 BDSM session turns deadly after an idiotic mistake 00:33:05 Man escapes police in LA by jumping into a swamp and is attacked by alligators 00:40:05 Blogger sends Ohio State Senator picture of veiny Shrek penis and is now in BIG trouble  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2026

Episode 1975 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: HIMS - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:23 Starbucks pissed off all of South Korea with its May “Tank Day” promotion 00:24:59: Huge American Flag Flies Into Power Lines, Knocking Out Power for Thousands 00:30:57 Gloves left inside patients and accidental organ removal among 403 'never' mistakes in NHS last year 00:36:37 Local Baton Rouge Celebrity Dejontay Wings arrested for Theft, Mugshot goes viral For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2026

Episode 1974 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Wight Loss with Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 New Team USA World Cup fan chant appears to be absolutely abysmal 00:08:04 Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat + Graham Planter recap + Missiles 00:25:06 More Scamz: Pilot Mountain, NC Town Manager treats himself on public dime, and Monet AI that Shook the Art World 00:32:15 Celebrity Dog in China got Stolen, Sold, and Eaten + TN Truck explodes with Fireworks on highway For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2026

Episode 1973 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2’s #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 Military drops 180 recognized faiths 00:11:37 Sean Strickland banned from UFC event 00:15:40 Meta facial recognition in glasses 00:22:03 Archbishop removed from exorcisms after saying UFOs are demons 00:26:16 Scientists find yeast in mummy’s guts and use it to make “very good” sourdough 00:30:12 Volunteer Firefighter arrested for setting all the fires 00:34:40 Bag boys in India For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2026

Episode 1972 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2’s #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Cop pulls gun on fellow officer for microwaving fish 00:15:05 The UK is proposing a new travel blacklist law for abusive air passengers 00:23:00 The SPLC has even more funding hate group documentation and allegations 00:32:00 George Santos is back in the news with a brand new scam! For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2026

Episode 1971 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2’s #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:55 Blacklight posters are awesome 00:09:25 City worker with a leaf blower is mistaken for a terrorist with a bazooka 00:19:35 Inmate in GA Prison was able to defraud Charles Schwab to the tune of 11 Million Dollars 00:27:45 Teenage soccer phenom suing former MLS team for 100 Million over locker room penis insults/hazing 00:37:25 Incredible drug tunnel from Tijuana to San Diego is uncovered For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Episode 1970 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2’s #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:24 NFL Talk 00:07:35 Another One: Walmart Supervisor struck with Sexual Harassment Lawsuit... by a Male employee 00:22:13 Google (???) is seeking to unleash tens of millions of genetically engineered mosquitos year after year in Florida for their "De-Bug" program 00:28:34 A Tale of 2 States: Men Popping out of Manholes in Brooklyn, NYC and a "Non-Meat Campaign" for US Senate in Texas 00:41:21 Nigerian Congressional Candidate Resigns after being Discovered to be 15 Years-Old and Claiming to be 30 with Dwarfism For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Episode 1969 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - G2’s #1 rated phone business system. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor  Better Help - Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/hardfactor  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:45 Israel invades Lebanon castle  00:08:15 ‘Guess That Crime’ mugshot addition (listener submissions) 00:26:20 Flight from Newark to Spain turns around because passenger bluetooth was “bomb” 00:30:10 Serbian Orthodox priest in NYC doxxes schizo tenant of church divulging confessional 00:34:05 Marshmallow Man UFO or UAP, your thoughts?  00:37:35 Neighbors in Oregon can’t live with the smell of tiny homes poop   For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Episode 1968 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:24 Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife 00:19:20 UK farmer takes revenge on cars parked in his field 00:29:14 Canadian Man with incredible mugshot caught towing cars illegally: Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

Episode 1967 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:45 1967 was a GREAT year  00:05:20 Oregon bill proposes to outlaw hunting and fishing 00:24:25 New bodycam footage released in case of one-handed woman accused of driving and texting 00:34:30 A high-ranking CIA official had $40 Million worth of gold bars stashed in his house Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

Episode 1966 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Summer Crimes: Dog Shoots Woman with Shotgun in Nebraska, Insane Lawsuit Lady Shoots some Lawyers, and the Garden Grove Chemical Volcano 00:22:57 Dark Sectretz: Hire a hot chick to weep uncontrollably at your funeral!! 00:30:24 Innovations: New Octopi, "Back from the Grave" Drugs, Snake Wrangling, and Solar Panels Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Episode 1965 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump 00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat 00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA 00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record 00:38:23 Kars4Kids Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 May 2026

Free Florida Man Friday show, we will be back with new episodes tomorrow 5/26 Brought to you by: Rugiet Men: Head to rugiet.com/hardfactor and get 15% off your ED treatment. Florida woman arrested after crashing golf cart with 21 open airplane bottles of fireball Florida Substitute Teacher Passes out Drunk in the Bus Lane Florida man sets house on fire after fruit dispute Florida AirBnb Couch Piss Chick is BACK with more charges Bonus Dogg: FSU Graduation Tittiesand much more...we hope you all HAGFW!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

Episode 1964 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Marylin Monroe vs. JFK's terrible back 00:08:08 St. Louis Woman denied to live in Whites-Only neighborhood on account of wanting her Black Husband to also live there + Bonus Dog Racist Florida Teacher 00:23:00 Thank you to our incredible sponsors 00:26:00 Joey Chestnut about to Dominate Hot Dog Contest while on Probation for slapping a man + Bonus Dog American DUI 00:33:29 The Tiz Corner: Ebola Treatment Center burned down by teens in the Congo Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

Episode 1963 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 JFK conspiracy chat 00:05:35 Last words of Death Row inmates revealed 00:24:20 Grandma playing Minecraft to raise money for grandson’s cancer treatment gets swatted 00:29:55 Dumb Fashion: The jacket with hundreds of speakers 00:33:35 Lyft driver uses AI to create a mess in the back seat to charge passengers a cleaning fee 00:36:36 Woman falls to her death by stepping into an uncovered manhole In NYC 00:40:35 Meth head decapitates his mom and then eats the confession letter in front of the police 00:42:00 Schlitz beer is going out of business Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Episode 1962 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Happy Birthday to Will 00:03:50 The Austin guns shop owner where the psycho teens stole guns from is hilarious 00:24:20 TSA basically says fly with weed now 00:28:55 A New York High School sets record with 21 valedictorians   00:32:20 Creep in pink panther costume stalks children after school 00:35:50 Clavicular is giving out penmaxxxing tips Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

Episode 1961 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp - You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy.  Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  Lucy  - Premium, 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs.​ Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. And if you don’t want to wait, check out their store locator to find LUCY near you and grab it today! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:36 First case of ebola in America confirmed as missionary idiot who was in the Congo came home to kill all of us 00:08:36 Oregon man arrested for 166th time 00:15:31 Two Americans arrested for jumping in Punch’s enclosure in Japan 00:24:37 Update on Austin shooting Egar haircut ban 00:33:14 Vance is gonna Vance Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2026