Hard Factor

Episode 1778 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Male NFL cheerleaders 00:08:10 Serial sex offender agrees to castration in plea deal 00:18:50 Cracker Barrel changes their logo and loses a ton of money 00:33:10 New dating trend called “Shrekking” to date ugly people so they treat you better 00:41:40 Fake mass shootings at college orientations Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Published: 22 August 2025

Episode 1777 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Oklahoma to require ideology test for teachers from New York and California 00:19:12 Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb 00:26:02 Water cremations legal in Maryland and other states 00:34:39 Fake Justin Bieber performs in Vegas Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Published: 21 August 2025

Episode 1776 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Must be of legal age. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Hard Factor Patreon - Join our community to get access to bonus pods, discord chat with the hosts, and much more at patreon.com/HardFactor Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Chipmunk Mode, Airport P3dos, How to run an Ultra Marathon / Inaugural Hard Factor 1K (00:06:49) - Insane scene in Seattle as local madman shoots disabled veteran over alleged "stolen valor" (00:23:30) - Bad News Rundown (00:25:01) - 40 year-old Connecticut man has to be rescued from Elementary School Tube Slide after getting stuck inside (00:35:37) - Cali Brah gets stuck in the 7 Teacups Waterfall (00:41:25) - S3xualized Girls' Easter Dress caught on Boutique Website (00:45:16) - Radioactive Shrimp Discovered at Walmart (00:50:34) - California Wild Boars are turning Electric Blue from the inside out from eating Rodent Poison Thanks for tuning in. We love you, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

Episode 1775 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:01:20 Short cruise recap and cruise stories, for more go to Patreon.com/hardfactor 00:05:45 The Matrix is here!!  Robots will soon grow babies inside of them 00:21:50 A French company allows couples to sell wedding seats online to afford a better venue and a better wedding 00:29:05 Cambridge dictionary unveils its new horrible words that teens are using 00:33:05 Mom gave that Denmark zoo her daughter’s pony to be devoured by lions Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2025

This Patreon sample episode is brought to you by our incredible sponsors. The boys will be back with fresh news tomorrow! Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Story lineup (00:05:00) King Charles is giving Canada their marching orders (00:22:31) Sidney Sweeney is doing Baskin-Robbins ads  (00:24:20) Man Who Married Almost 30 Women, and Pacino having more kids (00:36:50) - Zuck buying up whole neighborhoods, and WNBA Dildo Bandit Discussion (00:45:14) - Mark and Will try to comprehend "67" Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community and get AD-FREE bonus episode like Florida Man Friday. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2025

Episode 1774 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:05:08 Pink Shirt guy who threw sandwich at ICE officer ID’d 00:15:37 Woman breaks up with boyfriend for not wiping his butt 00:21:57 Man moons Maryland council 00:25:18 XenaTheWitch Arrested 00:27:33 SC Gov. Candidate goes on insane rant after arrest 00:35:03 UK female cops in jogging pants do sting on cat callers Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2025

Episode 1773 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup and Hangin' w/ Mr. Cooper Discussion (00:05:07) - European Summit to Prepare for Alaskan Summit - Zelenskyy's Height Under Fire Despite Successful Meeting. Shoutout Ukraine Boxing (00:12:50) - Attempted carjacking foiled by elderly couple's stick-shift transmission (00:23:35) - Man arrested in Southern California for stealing $300K of skin grafts. Everyone perplexed with why since they are extremely hard to re-sell (00:29:41) - Cam'ron and Omar Gooding (Jr?) in epic diss track/diss fake movie battle that is taking internet beefs to entirely new levels Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for bonus pods, discord chat, and more! Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025

Episode 1772 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:03:50 Man in Beavis and Butthead shirt is newest WNBA dildo tosser 00:08:25 Founder of Arizona Iced Tea is worried he will have to raise prices  00:13:40 Chinese man smuggles 850 box turtles at 1.4 million in value 00:17:00 Tooth in the eye surgery is curing a woman’s blindness 00:22:20 Dog finds human remains behind his owner’s home for the fourth time 00:31:00 Australian scientist figured out what’s up with the Bermuda Triangle  00:36:30 French woman sues company for paying her to not work for over 20 years Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Episode 1771 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:06:44 Whoopsie-Daisy - Greatest Gangbang You’ll Ever See 00:09:07 Whoopsie-Daisy - Man busted for at home genital ultrasound operation 00:13:34 Whoopsie-Daisy - Chinese Coast Guard Totals Ship Ramming Chinese Naval Destroyer 00:18:53 Trump’s DC law enforcement presser was very Trump 00:22:45 Live streamers in Austin shoot pedestrians with paintball guns 00:34:56 AI imagination videos are SPICY Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2025

Episode 1770 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:01:20 Mark explains the glory of Maine in August 00:05:50 Canadian man wins fifth beer mile world championship in an incredible time 00:10:20 Brazilian couple screws themselves to death 00:18:00 Two Japanese boxers died from the same event 00:22:40 Fundamentalist Christian Church is not real into women voting 00:29:55 Trump seeking long-term trade deal with China and talking weed declassification  00:32:30 China has officially wiped away any visual references to Islam 00:34:50 Chinese influencer tries to eat live mantis shrimp and it doesn’t go well Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 August 2025

Episode 1769 - (nice) Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   Hydrow - Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Wes sets sail on his cruise this weekend!! (00:06:58) - US Rep Cory Mills Accused of Threatening Ex, Miss United States, w/ Revenge P0rn (00:28:30) - 10 Year-old Girl Cursed Out by Long Island Fire Chief after Emergency Tantrum Call from Parents to Police (00:37:41) - Nukes on the Moon + AI Spaceship News (00:39:48) - North Korean Man Floats to Freedom in South Korea Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod, get access to bonus pods, and the discord chat; But most importantly, HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2025

More WNBA Dildos & Superman Joins ICE | 8.7.25 Episode 1768 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:03:44 What Wes imagines when he watches Asian’s eat 00:06:25 Is Superman American? 00:07:30 Fake Florida nurse treated over 4400 patients before getting caught 00:13:15 More WNBA controversy, including Caitlin Clark being a hater and Dildo updates 00:28:35 Japanese teacher dishonored after students discovered him working a part-time job at a grocery store 00:34:40 Superman actor Dean Cain has joined ICE and wants you to join too! Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Episode 1767 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:05:38 Poo Rains Down from the Atlanta Airport Ceiling 00:13:25 French Farmers Spray Travelers with Poo’d to get them Off Their Lawn 00:23:13 Chicago Public Schools cutting 500 custodians 00:29:52 Ghislaine Maxwell / Epstein Update 00:34:30 Old man falls for AI woman and wants divorce from wife 00:41:28 Sketchers tracker shoes Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Episode 1766 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   Hydrow - Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Dirty Cops and Story Lineup (00:03:44) - Danish Zoo Offers to Feed Pets You Don't Want Anymore to Their Tigers (00:16:52) - Texas Cop Under Fire for Angry Horny TikTok Post Threatening Tickets to Citizens (00:24:59) - Mass Woman Stuck with Massive Medical Bills for Rabies After Holding a Wild Bat Inside Her Mouth (00:32:51) - Brazilian Woman Died on Bus with 26 iPhones Glued to Her Body (00:35:51) - WNBA Dildo Idea + Sidney Sweeney Shooting Video (00:39:43) - Idaho Cops Search for Dead Body Finds Discarded Silicone Sex Doll in Blackfoot River Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod, get access to bonus pods, and the discord chat! But most importantly, HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2025

Episode 1765 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding -  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.   DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:01:30 How do you wash your hats & donate your underwear 00:06:15 Dildos are being thrown onto the court at WNBA games   00:19:35 Japanese company has developed a shampoo and body wash specifically for smelly Trading Card Gamers 00:25:30 Katie Perry is dating Justin Trudeau?!  00:28:30 Apes eat fermented fruit off the forest floor, called Scrumping  00:31:45 Florida Man found a loophole to marry three different women in three different counties  00:35:55 Columbia Sportswear  is suing Columbia University for copyright infringement 00:39:25 Ex-President of Columbia sentenced to 12 years on house arrest at his mansion 00:40:24 NJ man in trouble for killing whale with his boat  Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2025

Episode 1764 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:04:58 Robot rabbits being used to catch pythons 00:13:08 Ai exoskeletons are here 00:21:14 Devils Den killer caught 00:24:58 Oldest baby ever born in the US 00:34:48 Delta Airlines employees acting up  Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 August 2025

Episode 1763 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:02:55 NYC CTE shooter 00:04:20 Bonnie Blue’s new doc and her ex-husband weighs in 00:08:10 Danville, VA, city councilman set on fire by an angry man who knew him  00:13:05 Vodka got into a bunch of Celsius as they are bottled at the same place as High Noon  00:17:40 Geoffrey Epstein running for mayor in a Boston suburb 00:23:38 Man successfully sues Google for a Google car filming him naked 00:31:20 Radioactive wasps!!! Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

Episode 1762 - brought to you by the Home of the Hardo Hive: Patreon.com/HardFactor - Join our community, 3 Weekly Bonus Pods, Discord chat with the hosts: Send in the Car. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Lineup Rundown (Stacked) (00:04:40) - Sexy Priests called to Rome to "Attract Youth"???! (00:16:00) - Oklahoma State Board of Education Meeting Derailed by Nudity on Superintendent's TV Display (00:26:55) - Wyoming Man takes Airline Golf Cart on Drunk Joyride through Buffalo International Airport, Destroys Motorized Walkway (00:36:44) - Trump gets grilled about Epstein in Scotland, gives hilarious response about Spa Girls being "Stolen" Thank you for listening! And most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

Episode 1761 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:02:10 What does the term “trim” mean? 00:04:30  Pro Life Texas State Rep accused of having multiple abortions with a stripper & wanting to cum in his daughter’s bake sale cookies 00:20:45 Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle jeans ad has everyone calling her a nazi 00:34:50 Ritz Carlton cum water case is thrown out  00:38:20 Parents suing funeral home after they sent their son’s brain in a leaky box 00:41:10 The best ring camera footage of all time!   Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Episode 1761 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:09:24 The Tea app becomes #1 app on app store and is hacked to reveal 13,000 users IDs and info 00:19:12 Aaron Rodgers toilet rule at training camp 00:25:38 Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public  00:37:22 Jessica Simpson Allegedly Pissed herself on Today Show debuting comeback album Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Episode 1759 Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to listen to the full Florida Man Friday! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Homeless Person, Hobo, or Vagrant?? Costco, Chuck E Cheese, Sbarro, or Little Caesars Pizza??? (00:07:09) - Sports Page: Little League NJ Team Nearly Robbed of NJ State Title Shot over Bat Flip + RIP Hulk Hogan (00:19:09) - Trump BANS Homelessness... "We're going back to Looney Bins, people" -Unnamed Source (00:32:50) - Hive Five: Gas Cans in America Great Again (GCAGA), South Park, Dutch Horse Lover, Summer Long Balls... (00:36:55) - Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges at Work in Tallahassee, Florida Thank you for listening! We love you, and most importantly Have A Great Fukcing Day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Episode 1759 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:07:05 Kohberger sentenced to life without parole and verbally destroyed by the victims’ family members 00:09:15 Fat Joe says he drinks 40 diet Pepsis a day  00:11:50 Black Bear chugs Brisk Iced Tea 00:13:55 WSJ reports the DOJ informed Trump he is on the Epstein files in May 00:22:10 Swedish dr. claims that testosterone gel turned baby girls' sex organs into baby boys’  00:32:10 A woman having fertility problems found out she was allergic to cum Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Episode 1757 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:07:12 Bear drills in Japan 00:17:09 HHS Report Confirms Organ Harvesters are Murderous Creeps: 00:32:30 Belgian man who was romanced scammed thought he was in a relationship with a French model Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Episode 1756 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story lineup (00:01:10) - Chiefing the blunt (00:06:30) - Donald Trump is demanding the Washington Commanders change back their name to the Redskins (00:13:35) - Hunter Biden did a 3-hour  interview, and he HATES George Clooney  (00:23:15) - Microsoft will soon start injecting the Earth with human shit to cut back on Carbon emissions (00:28:50) - King Charles is a tyrant in his gardens and has caused almost all his gardeners to quit (00:33:55) The Swingathon is back and driving neighbors within earshot a lot of grief Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025

Episode 1755 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story lineup + Coldplay CEO Update (00:07:20) - Trump sues WSJ over alleged 50th birthday card to Epstein... It allegedly has boobs drawn on it (00:20:10) - Wes is considering a Sex Guru consultation and discovered "Court Vox" the world's foremost Sex Guru (00:34:04) - Russia dupes Texas man into immigrating his family and sending him to the front lines, for allegedly no pay (00:40:36) - Man sucked into MRI machine by 20 lbs. workout chain in deadly Long Island accident (00:44:58) - Fresno, California person trapped under bridge turns out to be a discarded blow-up sex doll Thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Episode 1754 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 Pat’s insane Airbnb thermostat and feral cat story 00:10:02 Golf fans farts loudly into the mic at the British Open  00:14:00 Oregon man with tricycle and arsenal arrested on Pennsylvania Ave 00:21:30 TURD OF THE WEEK: Married CEO of Astronomer caught with his head of HR on Coldplay kiss cam 00:32:40 RFK Jr. wants to save Canadian ostriches with the bird flu 00:36:40 A Key West woman bear-maced a person who ran over a chicken  00:41:20 Dance protest for a Seattle bar that’s been open for 92 years and is being forced out by the landlord And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2025

Episode 1753 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:45 Wes’ weird fantasy about the show opener 00:05:45 Blumkin talk 00:0:35 Ghislaine Maxwell update and what she does or doesn’t know 00:11:50 American Coke will transition to real cane sugar 00:14:45 Tomorrowland stage in Belgium goes up in flames 00:16:40 The Beijing Bikini is this summer’s hottest new fashion trend for Chinese men 00:26:30 The Curator for the Devils On The Run Tour, featuring the original Annabelle doll, has died unexpectedly after mishandling the doll 00:36:00 Monks in Thailand paida  woman nearly $12 million after she blackmailed them with videos and photos of them having sex with her And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Episode 1752 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:07 Epstein files update  00:15:58 America's deadliest train 00:27:59 Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature 00:36:20 Space Vampires And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Episode 1751 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Mark's childhood soccer field was directly next to a prison (00:05:58) - Man leaves teddy bear of stitched "human skin" at convenience store, causes mayhem (00:14:57) - Almost certainly tiny and flexible frenchman escapes prison inside cellmate's luggage (00:23:23) - Haunting news about the Air India pilot of the deadly recent crash at takeoff (00:32:45) - Elmo gets X account hacked, goes on antisemitic rampage Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and occasional trivia! We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

Episode 1750 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Viral golf beatdown and apology video  00:19:45 Chimpanzees' new fashion trend is pretty interesting   00:30:40 Six injured in the running of the bulls, including one gored crotch 00:35:50 AI robots completed a perfect gallbladder surgery on a pig 00:38:45 Robot doctors are also killing cancer molecules through near-infrared light jackhammer vibrations  00:40:30 YouTube is demonetizing non-creative AI content And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2025

Episode 1749 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:28  Trendzz with Will 00:06:07 Surprise Bieber album dropped 00:08:31 Alan Dershowitz claims there is an Epstein list (is he on it?) 00:11:01 Is Tom Brady banding Sofia Vergara? 00:13:06 TX Attorney General Ken Paxton cheated on his wife 00:23:31 22 year old Anti Terrorism Chief Thomas Fugate’s High School Love Triangle 00:33:57 ‘I buy crack houses’ And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

Episode 1748 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00   00:03:15 Did Mark just get done with a choking session? 00:03:40 Grok goes full GrokYe with latest update, spewing anti-Semitic rhetoric out of nowhere 00:17:10 Eating full sticks of butter, hammered?! 00:21:20 South Korea sends back North Koreans who drifted South and landed on the South Korean Shore, but they wanted to go back! 00:29:20 Handsome naked man knocks out “cockblocker” with a deep freezer to the head on Lake Lanier 00:38:20 Italian belly dancer arrested in Egypt for giving too many men boners And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

Episode 1747 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Join patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to old (and new) content potentially featuring PFT Commenter (00:04:47) - TSA announces no more shoes off at the security checkpoint... Checkmate Shoe Bomber + throwback to Rolando Negrin (00:14:58) - Poison Double: Aussie Mushroom Killer + (00:21:17) Chinese school children fed lead based pain on their food for months, leading to over 200 hospitalizations (00:27:00) - Serial Killer documentaries causing baby names to trend in honor of the killers? New study (00:35:00) - Lightning Round of USA stuff: US prison population declining?? NASA's "Vapor" catches Sprite Space Lightning on Camera from ISS, and the Zeus Laser Thank you for listening! We love you, but MOST importantly HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Episode 1746 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Pat’s kids Facetime him from upstairs 00:05:15 Choking during sex is on the rise 00:19:45 Turns out there never was an Epstein list, says the government 00:31:40 Coast Guard Scott Ruskan helps save 165 people from Texas floods 00:34:00 AI band is taking over Spotify 00:40:40 Are there new rules on Carnival cruises? Are they targeting certain people? And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2025

Episode 1745 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases and weekend recap 00:08:20 Tragic Texas flooding and some post 4th of July fireworks 00:19:20 Flesh-eating maggots are coming for you in Texas 00:22:50 Thai boy found in drug den, where he was being raised by dogs and can only communicate by barking 00:26:20 Medical facilities in Scotland are getting unsolicited urine samples in non-medical containers  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Florida Man Friday 4th of July!! Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Happy Independence Day!! Join the patreon.com/hardfactor!! (00:08:00) - Fourth of July Fun Facts (00:28:50) - Alligator Alcatraz has its Soft Grand Opening (no inmates.... yet) (00:36:55) - Florida Man puts on LEGENDARY Fireworks performance (00:39:45) - Florida Man takes Shark to the Face while surfing New Smyrna Beach We love you, thank you for listening, happy 4th of July, but Most importantly: HAGFD+W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

Episode 1744 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases 00:04:08 Sweaty crotches setting off TSA alarms 00:19:37 Turd of the week: Egyptian man kicks beagle airport dog so hard at Dulles airport that it needed an operation 00:26:54 Diddy let off multiple charges And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Episode 1743 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Mexican cartels decapitated a bunch of people and hung them from a bridge 00:11:20 Beauty and the Geek runner-up arrested for decapitating her boyfriend 00:21:20 The Big Beautiful Bill is through the Senate 51 to 50 00:30:50 The Jury in the Diddy trial has come to a verdict on all charges except RICO 00:33:20 Norwegians who played the Euro lotto and won any amount were alerted that they won 1,000 times the amount they actually won by error, and thought they were rich  00:42:00 Two teens who were in the FLDS cult and got out were “kidnapped” back into the cult And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Episode 1742 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases & happy birthday to Wes’ high school sweetheart, Bruce Lee curse & More   00:07:10 Hating on Wes’ cruise & dad rescues daughter who fell from Disney Cruise ship 00:15:45 Murderer, Brian Kohberger,  will take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty 00:23:55 DOJ announces largest ever medicare system fraud in operation “Gold Rush”   00:34:00 Psycho in Idaho starts a forest fire and then kills firefighters responding to his fire 00:36:12 Christopher Walken claims Bugs Bunny was his inspiration in many of his roles  00:37:15 Buddhist Monk arrested for shooting another monk inside a monastery  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Episode 1741 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teases 00:01:47 Bezos wedding musings 00:06:33 Man steals over 100k in bull semen 00:23:55 Legitimate Scientists claim to have found Planet Nine 00:37:15 Bank hostage standoff: Police dangle beverage from drone to lure out man, shoot him And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Episode 1740 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Florida Strip Clubs and US National Team Soccer (00:09:07) - Man tragically lightninged to death on his honeymoon in Florida (00:13:19) - Diddy gettin Slippery - is he gonna get off,, again?? (00:27:24) - Beach Lifeguard survives being IMPALED by her tower umbrella (00:33:25) - Armenian PM exposes priest and offers to expose his pen!s as proof (00:40:31) - The Frog of War: Daddy Trump edition THANK YOU for listening and supporting the pod. Join the official Hardo Hive community at patreon.com/hardfacor: bonus pods, discord chat, trivia with the hosts, and sometimes a little bit more. We love you, HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Episode 1739 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Alligator Alcatraz, a giant prison concept in the Everglades 00:22:40 AI to replace governments mentioned in the big beautiful bill 00:26:30 Softbank pitches a 1 trillion dollar AI complex in Arizona  00:27:40 A Team of surgeons performs the first fully robotic heart transplant  00:29:40 The SR-72 Darkstar from Lockheed Martin can go 4k mph 00:32:35 Teen Takeovers is a new, probably dangerous trend  00:37:00 The Liver King was arrested in Austin 00:41:15 Nudist allegedly kills nudist neighbors over a hot dog  And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

Episode 1738 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:39 Mads Mickelson gets denied US entry for having a JD Vance meme on his phone & other entry injustices 00:18:00 French concertgoers get stabbed with syringes at an alarming rate & skanking 00:26:50 Atlanta Kroger is in hot water over a pathetic attempt at Juneteenth cakes Listener Submissions Lightning Round 00:37:05 Man rents castle at Disney Land Paris to fake marry a  9-year-old 00:41:20 Liver King has lost his mind and wants to fight Joe Rogan 00:43:19 Amtrak unleashes amazing promo video just in time for Summer And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Episode 1737 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:39 Iran fired missiles at US embassy in Qatar 00:15:15 Chinese Hotel told to Cease and Desist Red Panda Wake Up Calls 00:21:27 Chinese Professor Metnion Predicts the Future Which Ones Worse 00:28:18 People being stuck by lightning all over the place 00:33:09 Mom ruined kids life by marrying a Maasai warrior 00:40:17 Bezos Wedding Preview And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2025

Episode 1736 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Cash App: For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code HARDFACTOR in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.  Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Patreon.com/HardFactor Trivia Recap, Allergies, LIVE in the UK @ Midnight (00:04:10) - LSU Baseball Wins Again: GEAUX TIGAHS (00:06:20) - Tragedy on Lake Tahoe... and The US Bombed 3 Iranian Nuclear Sites in the Largest B2 Stealth Bombing Run in "Operation Midnight Hammer" (00:19:38) - NYC Mayor Race is Heating Up!! Sparks fly at Democratic Debate between Cuomo and Mamdani (00:32:10) - "Breast Jiggling Incident" in Barnsley, UK has resulted in Extended Hours for a Local Country Music Club Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

Episode 1735 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 The roommate and “best friend” of the state senator shooter is under the microscope 00:04:30 Woman has a serious and violent breakdown on a Southwest flight 00:24:50 Man with a girlfriend and daughter falls madly in love with ChatGPT LIGHTNING ROUND!! 00:30:30 MIT study shows that people using AI LLMs have a significant decrease in brain connectivity 00:39:05 Brazilian comedian sentenced to 8 years in prison for bigoted jokes 00:40:10 Gen Z isn’t drinking alcohol   00:40:50 Dictators writing history and dunking on non-dictators 00:43:50 Toyota study says EVs are three times worse for the environment  00:46:00 Mosquito in Montana from 46 million years ago found with the blood of unknown animals 00:47:50 Nantucket’s planning on testing their sewer system to see how much cocaine they have in their water  And much much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

Episode 1734 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers & Happy Juneteenth 00:02:30 Bad week for “Connors” 00:05:45 Indiana couple caught fondling each other during a kids dance recital  00:19:45 796 dead babies discovered at a facility run by Nuns for Unwed mothers in Ireland 00:24:40 Conor McGregor caught on camera knocking a man out in a nightclub  00:26:10 Bank employee claims her co-worker traumatized her with a Chucky Doll during a training session  00:29:20 San Antonio special needs teacher gives students Hard Mountain Dew as a treat 00:35:55 Viral, Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson interview clip 00:38:40 North Korea erases two men responsible for their warship disaster from photos, leading many to think they are erased from the Earth  00:40:00 ICE raids horse track and casino in Louisiana, forcing the casino to shut down in remembrance of Juneteenth   00:41:25 Update on Karen Read trial, and her balloon knot Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

Episode 1733 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Story teasers 00:05:09 Pizza orders through the roof to pentagon during Israel/Iran attacks 00:20:50 Washington deputy uses lasso to retrieve chainsaw-wielding man out of a pond 00:27:06 Woman marries man without his knowledge 00:31:51 Protestors unleash crickets to disrupt city council meeting 00:39:36 Scientists detect mysterious radio signals coming from below Antarctic Ice Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Episode 1732 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: - Incogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at incogni.com/HARDFACTOR and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. - Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. - Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Father's Day and Home Depot Recap + JOIN TRIVIA AT PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT 6/20 @ 9 PM ET. (00:05:45) - The Frog of War: Israel vs. Iran (00:12:36) - Marbles in Cat Butts, Government UFOs, and FAA Floppy Disks (00:19:08) - Overweight Man in Verona, Italy breaks Crystal Chair at Art Display (00:22:57) - STUDY: More women are reporting taking dates with men strictly to get meals paid for (00:32:30) - Masked Minnesota Madman Vance Boelter (allegedly, but only suspect) caught after murdering political family, and attempting to kill another (00:39:54) - Detroit Man took steaming dump in sneaker section of local sporting goods store, locals disgusted Thank you for listening!! Support the Pod: Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor to get access to trivia on Friday night, bonus podcasts, discord chat, and much more. Bust Most importantly - HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2025