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Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Episode 2004 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Jack sucks 00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots 00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation 00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect 00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War 00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should have human rights and are sentient beings 00:41:55 Man frees bear trapped in his SUV with a very smart solution For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So we need a social media wrap-up for the work bake-off. Any takers?
0:03.3	I can design posts on Canva. I can also design posts on Canva. Uh-huh. Well, I can design posts with a jam-tart theme on Canva. That's great. I can design posts with a jam-tart theme and generate a moving image of a jam roly-poly rolling on Canva. Well, I can design posts and create a 3D headline that says bake your tarts out on Canva. I can design posts and create a 3D headline
0:20.8	and turn your face into a Bakewell tartle, Kanbah.
0:23.2	All right, calm down.
0:24.2	With a huge range of easy-to-use design AI tools, anyone can with Canva. I can slice a video of a crock and bush. What it is! This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better.
0:38.5	Right now, yeah.
0:39.6	Nobody does it better.
0:41.1	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.6	Go ahead.
0:43.1	Tell me something right now.
0:44.6	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:47.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.5	And I'm always chilling.
0:50.1	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah.
1:35.7	The... Oh yeah! Good Good Good morning and welcome to episode 2004 of Hard Factor.
1:39.8	It is Thursday, July 23rd, 26.
1:44.8	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:49.5	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor, which you might.
1:56.2	And a reminder, the next two weeks are three shows per week, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
1:57.6	Well, Wes is in Japan.
1:59.9	Wes, yeah.
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