Apparently You Can’t Sign Your Prison Letters in Cum | 7.21.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Episode 2002 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Taylor Farms met with the White House and is trying to spin the diarrhea lettuce 00:15:00 Women set world records at the lumberjack world championships 00:18:40 Big girl in her underwear is stealing everyone’s milk in the UK 00:24:20 The former city planner of Sausalito tried to steal two yachts at 5AM 00:30:50 Prisoner gets in trouble for signing all his lover letter in his own semen For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Magnum welcomes you to the first of its new collection.
0:04.0	Introducing their latest signature design.
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0:12.0	and new Magnum La Pesh with a vibrant peat shell.
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0:19.0	and beautifully finished with Magnum's thick cracking chocolate.
0:26.6	Design for pleasure.
0:30.6	The big arts just got bacon.
0:32.6	More smokiness, more crispiness, more deliciousness.
0:36.6	With juicy beef, cheddar cheese and the Big
0:38.8	arch sauce, now topped with crispy bacon.
0:42.2	The Big Arch just got bacon.
0:46.3	Until 28th of September, 26, said from 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:50.1	What it is! This is the macho man Randy Savage.
0:53.5	And this is hard factor.
0:55.3	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:59.8	Nobody does it better.
1:01.2	I ain't repeating myself.
1:02.7	Go ahead.
1:03.2	Tell me something right now.
1:04.7	Yeah.
1:05.3	And I'm living on nightmare.
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