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Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Episode 1965 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump 00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat 00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA 00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record 00:38:23 Kars4Kids Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention all passengers.
0:04.0	The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15.
0:10.0	Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.
0:16.0	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:20.0	Trains on Uber.
0:22.0	We're getting to the business end of Rawley's season
0:24.8	and Micah's got one last roll of the dice.
0:28.0	I've checked my little black book and I've made an emergency loan signing for the running.
0:32.7	Hi, I'm Joe Cole, free time Premier League winner,
0:35.8	now a Sunday league player for the worst team in the country.
0:39.1	Find out how Wally season finishes by searching Specksaver's best worst team on YouTube now.
0:46.3	What it is!
0:47.5	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:49.7	And this is hard factor.
0:51.5	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:56.0	Nobody does it better.
0:57.5	I ain't repeating myself.
0:59.0	Go ahead.
0:59.5	Tell me something right now.
1:01.0	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
1:03.5	And I'm not a racist.
1:04.9	And I'm always chilling.
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