Man Cuts Off Own Weiner Then Sets It On Fire | 7.9.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.1	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.3	And this is hard factor.
0:05.1	And there is no one that does it better right now.
0:09.2	Yeah, nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.5	Go ahead.
0:13.0	Tell me something right now.
0:14.5	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:17.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:18.5	And I'm always chilling.
0:20.1	Oh, yeah. Yeah. and I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.1	Oh yeah
0:21.1	Yeah Good morning and welcome.
0:46.0	And welcome's episode.
0:48.8	Which one is it?
0:49.5	1994.
0:50.6	How can I forget the best year in cinema of Hard Factor?
0:54.5	It is Thursday.
0:55.9	Best year of all time, maybe.
0:57.2	Yeah, 2026.
0:58.8	I think so.
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