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Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.1	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.3	And this is hard factor.
0:05.1	And there is no one that does it better right now.
0:09.2	Yeah, nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.5	Go ahead.
0:13.0	Tell me something right now.
0:14.5	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
0:17.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:18.5	And I'm always chilling.
0:20.1	Oh, yeah.
0:36.0	Good morning and welcome to episode 1962 of Hard Factor.
0:43.4	It is Wednesday, May 20th, 20th, 26th.
0:50.3	Happy birthday to Will, who's off, but happy birthday today, the 20th.
0:56.3	Thanks Pat for reminding us of that.
0:59.3	So send him some good wishes.
1:01.6	Tell the big guy, happy birthday.
1:03.1	Tell him hello.
1:03.8	Happy birthday, Will.
1:05.1	That's right.
1:07.4	But yeah, we're, what's that?
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