Graham Platner and the condoms | 7.8.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:04.0	The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend
0:07.0	will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.
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0:50.9	What it is!
0:52.4	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:54.6	And this is hard factor.
0:56.5	And there is no one that does it better right now.
1:00.6	Yeah.
1:00.9	Nobody does it better.
1:02.4	I ain't repeating myself.
1:03.8	Go ahead.
1:04.3	Tell me something right now.
1:05.8	Yeah.
1:06.4	And I'm living around nightmare.
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