Druids and Witches are NO LONGER Welcome in the Military | 6.5.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:46.0	What it is.
0:47.1	This is a macho man, Randy Savage.
0:49.4	And this is a hard factor.
0:51.2	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:55.6	Nobody does it better.
0:57.1	I ain't repeating myself.
0:58.6	Go ahead.
0:59.1	Tell me something right now.
1:00.6	Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare.
1:03.1	And I'm not a racist.
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