Forehead Fables

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2025

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2024

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2024

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2024

May its magnetism cleanse this city.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2024

You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2024

There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2024

joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2024

there's nothing more patriotic

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024

sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2024

heck yeah brudder yee yee

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2024

poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

the blankets were a lie

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2024

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2024

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2023

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2023

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2023

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2023

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions. way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2023

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2023

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk. this episode we forgot to even invite him.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2023

My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2023

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2023

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2023

the boys are off to the movies or something

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2023

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.  We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2023

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.  what have we become.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2023

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2023

kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2023

wendigoon breaks down some of the most badass bible moments like when they used the wrong plates and god told them they were all gonna fricking die because those were the wrong plates

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2023

just three dudes being dudes, talking about butthole mirrors and trying to figure out who bryan even is actually

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2023

Gamers are soft. They lack life skills and have tender, cold hands. Desperately in need of a positive male role model in their lives, the boys invited Professional Homeowner Wranglerstar to step in and lead them through the end times.

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2023

Sam and Sam found the perfect replacement for Bryan: Sam. So Sam has been up to some crazy stuff and Sam and Sam want to figure out what that is. So buckle up and stay tuned for crazy takes from Sam, insane antics from Sam, and wild accusations and conjecture from Sam. Featuring: Sam.

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2023

February is a special time of year because the powers that be saw fit to shave a couple days off the length of the month and the boys just couldn't handle it. Prepare for mediocrity, really just a low energy grind until they can finally punch the clock and go back to doing nothing for another month.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2023