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Forehead Fables

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8843 Ratings

Overview

I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.

140 Episodes

DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2025

Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life

This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

You Get What You Deserve

let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama coughHead to https://factormeals.com/forehead50off and use code forehead50off for 50% off first box, plus free shipping

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2025

The Great HAMMering

this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur wrong.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie

It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2025

Rewatching Our Worst Episode

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers

we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight

talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025

How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ParanormalQuest

We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

Our Best Guest Yet

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2025

Septic Tank Santa

don't forget to leave out your milk & cookies

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

The Happiest Time of the Year

sam wants to know if he can celebrate kwanza or if it's totally not cool

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2024

Chicken Pot Lies

It's Thanksgiving 2024 and chances are you're enduring generational trauma around the dinner table tonight. Pop your earbuds in and drown out all of the screaming with... whatever this is

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

A Feast for Brows

this title only makes sense if you're a Song of Ice and Fire nerd like the Sams

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2024

Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2024

This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian

We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies.

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2024

All Hail the Great Magnet

May its magnetism cleanse this city.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2024

Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield

This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2024

Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories

You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2024

Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time

There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2024

Earthworm Joe

joes is worming hell yeah. also some sort of fantasy archtype tier list halfway through the episode. just for my 1 homie that liked them on speakpipe

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2024

Huge Squirrel Nuts

there's nothing more patriotic

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

The Great Discord Mod Civil War

When two titans clash, the whole of discord suffers.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Stalking A Former Guest

Sam heads up to Poob's house and the boys go on a poorly planned misadventure to see a fan favorite former guest

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

Stoking The Parasocial Flames

We got you guys to send in some messages for the show. Some of you are really funny you should make your own podcasts.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024

Sam's New Addiction

sam starts huffing some strange minty white powder and the episode goes tits up (the usual)

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2024

Nightmare Smoke With Soup

heck yeah brudder yee yee

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

Unleash The Falcons

talking about texas and what our feudal america would look like if we're king. just normal dude stuff.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

Poob Meets Abby. Is Terrified.

Sam and Sam IN PERSON episode at Sam's house where the Sams have been toiling on a little art project for you guys.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2024

The Coolest Guys in Nerdville

poob went to a magic convention and there weren't any magicians, huge bummer but life will go on

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

Sippin Them Space Cups

our valentines day episode that has nothing to do with valentines but was an excuse for poob to buy another stupid costume

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

Free Use After Death

the blankets were a lie

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

The Daddy Dilemma ft. AquaFPS

It takes a real man to raise a child, or so I heard. 

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2024

One More For the Trash Bin

Sam can't be trusted with puppies. Noted.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2024

Laughter is the Best Medicine

this one is a return to form. Lots of giggles. Just pretend bryan is there.

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2023

Patron Therapy with Dontoni

A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2023

We Let Patrons Ask Us Anything

Here at Forehead Fables we appreciate our patrons, that's why after many years of ignoring them we decided it was finally time to see what they had to say.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2023

Bag Holders Only

Just a couple bag holders chillin in our Pterodactyl observatory tower.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2023

Rome = Gay America? Ft. Toldinstone

ToldInStone back at it again answering the Patrons greatest questions. way rome gay? was greece gay? why was sparta so darn gay? 

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2023

Sipping That Mystery Elixir

one of the spookiest episodes ever recorded we got 1 (count 'em ONE) host into a halloween costume but it's pretty much just a sleeveless shirt and it's not a costume so really it's just another episode but with a spooky skeleton

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2023

SUPER AWESOME MEGA CENTENNIAL EPISODE

last episode bryan we couldn't get bryan to talk. this episode we forgot to even invite him.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2023

Life and Death and Starfield

My mom collected McCoy vases for years and acted like they were my brother's inheritance. I'm pretty sure they sell for less now than what she paid for them in the early 2000s lmao.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

Exploring an Abandoned Podcast with Dan Bell

we got Dan Bell on here from the acclaimed Dead Mall series. Super insightful guy that you can tell really has a love of walking through abandoned crapholes. 

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2023

Never POG For Free (ft. Charborg)

We got our boy Charborg back for another one.

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2023

Advanced Darkness

it's a lot like dark, but like, super duper extra nightmare dark.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2023

Got the Whole Theater Laughin

the boys are off to the movies or something

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2023

Star Wizard Destroys Our Minds (Ft. Rick Levine)

We wanted to get an astrologer to come analyze us since Dontoni couldn't make hide nor hair of what the heck was going on with us and we found that maybe psychology is a pile of shit. we are astrology boyz now.  We got Rick Levine, Astrology extraordinaire

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2023

diablo sucks

My seething hatred for change has helped me reach this conclusion. And with it i've realized that we're basically two old dudes shaking our fists at new game design.  what have we become.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2023

Familiarity Breeds Contempt Ft. AquaFPS

you guys complimented bryan too much so he ditched us. with no other options, we turn to the only person who would fill in the slot on short notice. AquaFPS.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2023

No Good Deed Unpunished

kind of like that hit TV show only more sad and not really like it at all

Transcribed - Published: 19 May 2023

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