Let's say you came to Transylvania tomorrow.

You go to a village and you ask, at the first house, you knock on the door and you ask, who is the storyteller?

I'm going to pump the brakes right here real quick.

If you come to America and start going door-to-door knocking, your head's going to get blown smooth off.

All righty.

Hey guys.

Another episode of forehead fables.

We have as a guest today,

the mythology dude and also, well, his name's Delmo, from Transylvania, from the heartland of all the creepies and crawlies and kind of a vampire expert, more of a mythology expert, I guess.

Introduce yourself, Delmo.

What are your credentials?

Yes, sure.

Thank you guys for the invite.

Mythology expert, an historian, and an ancient history major.

I specialize in ancient history for Transylvania and also Romania, of course,

because Transylvania is a part of Romania, a geographical zone.

Also, I've dealt many years with folklore. And my main area of expertise now is to write a book about all the legends, stories,

folklore around this kind of mythological creatures, vampires, ghosts,

ghouls, and so on.

Because we have rich history in that area.

Yeah, that's kind of awesome.

Like, how much to, not to just jump right into it,

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