Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.

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0:00.0	My girlfriend was actually hit by transport like two years ago.
0:03.7	Those things are like the scariest fucking death machines in the world.
0:07.3	But that was a transport truck.
0:09.1	Like a semi?
0:10.5	Oh, like a semi truck.
0:12.0	A lot of semi truck drivers in this audience.
0:14.9	I'm going to say they're kind of like a badass and not.
0:18.6	Well, this one wasn't.
0:20.5	This one sucked. Yeah. St one wasn't. This one sucked.
0:21.6	Yeah.
0:22.6	Stolt cut that.
0:23.6	Yeah.
0:28.6	Uh, hey guys, welcome to another forehead Fables podcast.
0:33.6	Today we have Braden, animal expert.
0:37.8	Do you want to introduce yourself, your credentials and stuff?
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:41.3	Yeah, so my name is Braden like Sam here said.
0:44.3	Thank you, Sam, for your awesome introduction.
0:47.3	I run a science communication business out of Ontario.
0:51.3	So basically we run programs that do within schools and other areas where we teach
0:58.4	things about biology, wildlife conservation, paleontology, things like that. So that's what I'm
1:05.2	doing right now. But I was also a zookeeper for just under 10 years and a falconer for about a year. So before I moved up north or else I'd still be doing it today.
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