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Forehead Fables

The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.9908 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on

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0:00.0

All right, now, here's the real question.

0:01.9

What?

0:03.6

Were you into it?

0:05.3

I know what I am.

0:07.4

I'm an animal.

0:09.0

I need the threat of punishment.

0:10.8

You need somebody else to care, is what you're saying.

0:13.9

I need somebody to punish me.

0:15.8

You need me to be your Abby, is what you're saying.

0:20.9

I want you to punish me.

0:24.4

Well.

0:26.0

Well.

0:32.1

We need to get like a lifestyle guru on here that helps us get into like the mental state.

0:37.2

Maria Manunas yeah actually

0:42.3

we had we had the idea of stealing her guests like over and over every every guest she has on

0:49.5

but she might be the shortcut because she's spoken to all of her guests she might have gleaned

0:54.1

something from them.

0:55.9

Like us. We now know about everything from astrology to animal ology.

1:00.7

I've learned nothing. I've learned fucking nothing. But I was thinking like I went to that psychiatrist. I got my my prescription.

1:10.3

Oh, nice. Haven't gotten it filled yet. I'm sort of fixed. I went to the doctor yesterday and I was like, I want Vivans. And they, and they, yeah, the biggest Vivance. Melligram. Yeah. And the doctor lady was like, we just call them doctors. me you can just say doctor uh she said lady

1:33.1

doctor well this lady doctor was like uh the health insurance doesn't typically cover vans

1:39.7

they tried they want you to get on cheaper stuff because it's so expensive. Yeah.

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