Too Dumb to be A.I.
Forehead Fables
General Sam & Papa Poob
4.9 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2025
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend
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| 0:00.0 | I just went to a water park for four days for Madeline's birthday party. |
| 0:03.5 | And every pool had jets, but they were on the outside of the pool shooting the water up into the pool. |
| 0:09.7 | Because I think they didn't want people faking the jets. |
| 0:12.7 | And they're like, you know what? |
| 0:13.5 | We don't even want to, we don't want to go there. |
| 0:15.1 | We're just going to turn them into little rainbow fountains. |
| 0:17.8 | It's a good, safe idea. |
| 0:19.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.5 | Well, I beat their shit, dude. I sat on the edge of the pool and I sat over the jet and let it spray up into my asshole. |
| 0:26.1 | And they can't stop me. |
| 0:27.4 | Let it shoot out your mouth. |
| 0:29.4 | You guys going to see a magic trick. |
| 0:36.2 | Hey, what's up, guys? |
| 0:37.8 | Another forehead fables episode. |
| 0:40.2 | This is the stress episode. |
| 0:43.0 | This is the episode where both me and poob are completely at wits' end. |
| 0:48.4 | And it feels like the world's crumbling around us. |
| 0:52.0 | So any of you guys out there feel like that. |
| 0:56.6 | Now's the time to just kind of embrace it with us. |
| 0:59.5 | Speak out loud. |
| 1:00.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.4 | Either say me am or no thanks. |
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