Too Dumb to be A.I.

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 133 minutes

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this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend

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0:00.0	I just went to a water park for four days for Madeline's birthday party.
0:03.5	And every pool had jets, but they were on the outside of the pool shooting the water up into the pool.
0:09.7	Because I think they didn't want people faking the jets.
0:12.7	And they're like, you know what?
0:13.5	We don't even want to, we don't want to go there.
0:15.1	We're just going to turn them into little rainbow fountains.
0:17.8	It's a good, safe idea.
0:19.2	Yeah.
0:19.5	Well, I beat their shit, dude. I sat on the edge of the pool and I sat over the jet and let it spray up into my asshole.
0:26.1	And they can't stop me.
0:27.4	Let it shoot out your mouth.
0:29.4	You guys going to see a magic trick.
0:36.2	Hey, what's up, guys?
0:37.8	Another forehead fables episode.
0:40.2	This is the stress episode.
0:43.0	This is the episode where both me and poob are completely at wits' end.
0:48.4	And it feels like the world's crumbling around us.
0:52.0	So any of you guys out there feel like that.
0:56.6	Now's the time to just kind of embrace it with us.
0:59.5	Speak out loud.
1:00.6	Yeah.
1:01.4	Either say me am or no thanks.
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