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Forehead Fables

Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.9908 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

musings of modern day philosophers

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0:00.0

Both my kids failed an eye exam.

0:02.7

They have to do the little, like, you look in it and you see a house on the hill.

0:07.0

You know what I'm talking about? It's like, focus in. It shoots air in. I swear to God, I saw a little head pop out. Yeah. It was my house. A guy run up the driveway towards your eyes. Yeah, what if he runs up there

0:20.2

It has a gun and when he pulls the trigger

0:21.8

It shoots the air in your eye

0:23.6

I'm sorry way towards your eyes. Yeah, what if he runs up there, it has a gun, and when he pulls the trigger, it shoots

0:22.4

the air in your eye.

0:23.6

Okay, try not to blink.

0:30.5

Boom!

0:36.1

Hey guys.

0:37.4

How you doing? Welcome to another episode of Forehead Fables.

0:41.6

Podcast experience. Your favorite show ever. I'm hoping that this will run perfectly and smoothly.

0:50.8

Because I'm in the middle of installing possibly the biggest most convoluted

0:55.8

modding experience for Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 3 that I've ever seen. I got told by

1:02.6

my German friend who was like, it's insane how much they've streamlined it and made it such

1:07.4

an easy modding experience. And they sent me the website,

1:15.5

and it's like the longest set of instructions I've ever seen for installing,

1:19.8

like, 1,500 mods or something like that.

1:25.2

If it's, like, much more than click, like, install in Vortex, I'm normally, like,

1:31.3

well, have you seen the one, it's like...

1:33.3

It's like an entire mod pack installer.

1:36.5

Very cool.

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