So, son, how's your zookeeper job?

What do you look over?

I saw a crackhead, and I saw it while we were there, we saw a crackhead dog style drag his ass on the sidewalk.

And it was awesome.

I wanted to try.

I bet that feels good.

He looked like he was having a better day than me.

Hey, everyone.

Welcome back to another episode of Forehead Fables podcast with previous guest, Braden,

animal expert, self-proclaimed animal expert, expert on all things, animal.

I know every animal factor is to know.

Thanks for having me back.

Oh, that's awesome.

You're welcome. Yeah. Well, uh, last time you asked me any animal question. Oh, okay. What, uh, what animals making this noise? Coyote, next. Wrong. The bird. Oh. What the fuck? Wow. This guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Wow. He's kind of like a self-proclaimed expert. What are your credentials? Do you want to roll through him again? I was a zookeeper for about a decade. And then since then I've been doing my own thing up in Northern Canada, doing outreach and education and teaching stuff like that. If you guys remember last time, he talked, he got so oily and fucking revved up.

He just talked about snake orgies for the entire episode.

We tried changing the topic six times.

And he kept going, let's talk about those snakes fucking again.

I was interested.

One more fact about the snake, Venus, is, did you know?

There's actually only one woman, and then it's like 80 dudes surrounded.

Yeah, but...

I found that very curious.

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