If one of these psycho patrons shows up at the house, you know I'm going to be the one fighting him. When he gets really scared, he like shoots anal gland juice, like a skunk. Which I don't want to do. Well, I guess if I can be, you know, the vessel to release your rage. I honestly don't want to fight anybody right now. Just let it go. Do you do do do do

Dik Dik D rage. I honestly don't want to fight anybody right now. Just let it go.

Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to another forehead fables podcast. It has been quite some time

since our last one. We do have a good excuse, though. Slightly. No, we know. There is no excuse. I was kind of, Please forgive me. Please forgive me. I was trying to give you like an out. Yeah. There was some definitely some tearful phone calls that were had. It's not tearful. I was like, you know, I handled it like a champ.

And a biblical flood happened in my basement.

And I felt like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark.

Brother, it's still raining.

There's still water coming into my house.

I feel a bit of the fool.

Yeah.

But I also learned a good life lesson, and that's to not trust anyone, even the former hero owner of this home.

Wait, you mean the guy that had a vested interest in you buying the home?

You're saying he would lie to you about whether or not the basement would flood i'm not saying it you know allegedly i got my lawyers involved i'm just you know what the fucked up thing is too is he's texts me recently and offered me furniture

and when the basement was flooding and filling with water i just wanted to to text some and be like, I'm going to kill you.

Like, yeah, meet me. Meet me here.

Meet me here right now.

I'll drown you in the basement.

I'll drown you in an inch of water.

Yeah.

Can you help me bring it down to the dry-ass basement, wires hanging?

Yeah, basically, like, when I got the house i knew flooding could be an issue um

but i'm a stupid fucking idiot and when the seller and the you know the, the listing agent, everyone was like,

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