Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more. KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For The People dot com slash [chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Bilt Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://www.joinbilt.com/CHAOS. Better Help Chrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Wonderful Pistachios Visit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal 19:57 Gary V 28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what?? 41:28 Talkin AIDs! 50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:35 Subway Eat Fresh 10:15 The Amish 15:28 Julian Assange 18:10 Pammy Anderson 22:00 Stanley Cup 42:27 VOICEMAIL 45:38 Most Ripped Comedian? 52:25 THE PANTIES… 56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri 1:13:48 How Our Parents Act 1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. https://www.ProlonLife.Com/Chaos Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://www.ForThePeople.Com/Chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/Chaos Nutrafol Take the first step towards achieving your hair growth goals. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! Nutrafol For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.' GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to Prolon Life dot com slash CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos Life Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.” Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident 12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe 26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh 32:41 VOICEMAIL 42:15 Nems is Outside 46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident 53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna 1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza 12:45 Chrissy the German 16:35 Tits on a Man 20:49 Doing Drugs Broh 31:10 Late Night vs Radio 39:45 All About the Mets 43:00 VOICEMAILS! 44:50 Election Year Baby 54:38 Left Handed Brohs 57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It! 1:07:10 Kimmel Advice Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on late night and what the best way to slam the ham is! BIG THANK YOU TO @ComedyStorevadaima COMEDY STORE STUDIOS FOR HANDLING CAMERA'S FOR US!! Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Nutrafol That’s https://Nutrafol.com, promo code CHAOS. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:40 Jaz is Here!! 06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF 09:45 Distefano Family Cruise 17:53 The King of Queens 27:30 Weak and Gay 31:50 Kumail Nanjiani 35:59 Ahuasca 47:45 Chrissy Good Father 56:10 Talkin Recent Guests 1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig 1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS 1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy 1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2 1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Better Help This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://KiWiCo.com with promo code CHAOS. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 3:34 Having Babies 8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh 12:48 Drafting the American Civil War 20:34 FOX NEWS 24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag 29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH 37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers 50:51 Nas 54:45 Kat’s Boobs 58:49 VOICEMAILS Support Our Sponsors!!! Better Help https://BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Blue Chew We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp.Com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Twillory Right now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code CHAOS18 to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 5:22 Chrissy Courtside 11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update 30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics 34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive 39:39 Jeff’s New Lady 47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye… 52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics GameTime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout Twillory Right now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! Door Dash Order now and get everything you need for Mother’s Day on DoorDash. Use code CHAOS to get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. That's (promo code). Order using DoorDash today. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake! Support Our Sponsors! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self. Door Dash Get all your Mother’s Day gifts, all in one place and (TO BE READ VERBATIM BY HOST) get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now with code CHAOS. Done With Debt DONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan. DoneWithDebt.Com Moran and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - gradydesign Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2024

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 01:46 Susan has 800 kids?? 03:06 Chris’s First Impression 05:10 Rice Kings 12:50 Chris is Gay 24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh 38:23 Unsavable People 51:20 Phones are Bad for You 55:46 Susan’s Problems 1:04:04 Voicemail! Support Our Sponsors Door Dash 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Done With Debt DONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan. DoneWithDebit.Com KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Twillory Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO/Viagra General Sex Talk 8:28 Is Porn Good? 15:10 Polygamy ! 25:41 Helpless Relationships 30:19 Polyamory is Dope 34:50 NYC Livin 44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts 47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit 51:28 Talkin Construction Broh 54:44 Thick Vito 1:05:55 Wild Public Transit Broh UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 10:41 Mike’s Taping 13:41 Big Booty Diver 20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps 26:02 Gays Ventura 31:57 Da New York Knicks 34:09 The Eclipse Broh 42:38 Benson Boone 48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap 50:10 Voicemail 56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER? 1:03:54 Mean Comments Support Our Sponsors Magic Mind 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafi 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy 00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Ship Station Go to shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, anduse code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more! 00:00 INTRO 03:39 Low T 09:35 Mike’s Birthday! 19:32 Da Knicks 25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse 32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood 39:10 Kate Middleton :( 43:55 P-Diddler 47:10 Chris the Junkie 49:20 J-Lo is Fake 59:48 Gen Z Be Like 1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo?? 1:10:01 POW 1:15:26 Voicemails 1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed KiWiCo 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS ForThePeople For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dialPound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!! 00:30 - Intro 07:12 - Chicken Parm 11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids 19:27 - Creatine 23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz 26:57 - Relationships Yo 31:00 - Live Reads 36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise 39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks! 45:17 - DRAKE BELL 56:05 - Live Read 2 1:00:00 - Chris is Dying 1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan 1:07:49 - HIV Baby 1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal 1:17:52 - MEAN Comments Support our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Law or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Joy Mode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro 04:15 - Saturday Night Live! 10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier 16:00 - Living in NYC 18:30 - Making Babies 22:42 - Primal Humans 30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked 35:49 - Producer John Update 38:12 45:51 - Not Cocaine 48:30 - City Slickers 57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2 1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead 1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW) 1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!! 1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:43:17 - Dead Petz 1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like 1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo 2:04:35 - Chrissy Socials Support Our Sponsors Joymode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!! Support Our Sponsors ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos KiWiCo 50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoney RocketMoney.Com/Chaos 00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party 15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle? 18:38 - Being in work mode 20:00 - What is a dirty pierre 23:00 - Mike’s sobriety 24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 26:00 - Chrissy Picnics 30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video 33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni 44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul 9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip 42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador 1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame 1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia 1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove 1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening 1:31:30 - Fan Voicemail UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Podcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Better Help Chrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” 00:00 Intro 05:14 Chris the Bad Christian 09:50 Crippling Special Pressure 11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL 21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks 30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious 31:47 LIVE READS 35:49 - CONTINUES (Add 4 Minutes to Your Stamps After 31:47) 35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL 42:44 Wonka Disaster 46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs 49:00 Parent of the Week 53:57 Voicemails 1:02:12 Mean Comments #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS Field of Greens FieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com. Rocket Money That’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Chaos Logs 00:00 - The boys are tired 02:00 - Who the hell is Riain? 05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!! 07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show 09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing 15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir 16:00 - Museums 17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum 19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney 22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris 32:03 - King Charles has cancer 33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT 35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin 39:21 - Roach Apartment 1:02:30 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. 00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo 03:49 - Chrissy Politics 09:50 - Fake Empathy 11:09 - Old Drunk Mike 13:50 - New Gay Chris 23:19 - Where is Producer John? 28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail 40:30 - Crappy Parents 44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us 53:55 - Parent of the Week 1:01 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls! Support Our Sponsors!!! Field of Greens Visit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOS Nutrafol That’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. 00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net 01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands? 3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era 7:45 - How Playoff money works 10:15 - Staying in the NBA 12:45 - Missing your kids on the road 13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth 15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids 17:10 - RJ’s feet 18:45 - Wh is the GOAT? 24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland 26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender 30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think 32:15 - Group chat are dangerous 38:55 - RJ’s tattoo 50:05 - Keith Van Horn 45:00 - Voicemail 51:15 - John’s Baby Update 53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA 58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron James UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week! 00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates 01:45 - Staying in shape 06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan 11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english 20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments 48:09 - The Italian Woman calls 52:10 - You ever have a dream kid 53:30 - Parent of the Week 57:50 - Voicemail Support Our Sponsors Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos for extra savings! KiWiCo Go to kiwico.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos to get get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or Dial #LAW (or #529) Rocket Money Go to RocketMoney.Com/Chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2024

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. JoyMode Go to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout. 00:00 - Dates 01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay? 08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself 12:30 - Aunt Mickey 15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids 19:00 - Miscarriages 24:13 - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time 30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations 34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House 36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks 38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying 47:18 - Parent of the Week 56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth 59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn 1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real 1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life 1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporter UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors! Nutrafol Nutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS. Ship Station Use promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings! 0:00 - Gut Health 9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants 19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train 24:00 - Self Sabatoge 35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness 44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet 47:00 - Are we living in a simulation 52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart Story UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2024

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island. Support Our Sponsors! Magic Mind This January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free, AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75% off. This only lasts until the end of January, so hurry up before it goes away. https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code ChrissyFree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree with code chrissyfree.” Rocket Money RocketMoney.Com/Chaos HOTLINE Call 347 - 343 - 3321 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE Early Ad-Free Episodes AND Weekly 30 minute after-shows released every Monday! 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today, in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you guessed it. Chaos ensues. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2024

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Claus and Christmas Cannon are here in their best Mrs. Claus outfits to celebrate with you, joined by a gallon of milk, a bottle of coquito and some fond memories of Christmas past. Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Nutrafol Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Jimmy Carr isn't just a guest on Chaos, he took over as the host for today and gave Mike and Chris some important lessons in being men, Charisma vs Charm, fatherhood, and just big time comedy dude chit chat. Support Our Sponsors Better Help This Show is Sponsored by Better Help Visit BetterHelp.Com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/Chaos dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 20% off your Advent calendar at kiwico.com/advent with promo code CHAOS. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2023

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy One of the most successful comedians on the planet, Sebastian Maniscalco comes on the podcast to talk with Chris, the other loud italian comic everyone has come to love. Sebastian gives Mike Cannon and Chris insight on what it's like to juggle the lifestyle of a gigantic tour life, acting in major hollywood movies and still being present in the lives of his children. Chris and Sebastian also bond over the process of having a failed sitcom and Sebastian talks about his brand new show with sitcom legend Chuck Lorre, Bookie. Oh, before I forget Chris also forces the guy to judge photos of his feet ... wtf. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Harry's Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Harrys.com/CHAOS. UnCommon Goods To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CHAOS. BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you go to BlewChew.Com and use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2023

Ian Fidance joins Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about everything from Get Gotti the new Netflix docuseries, Ian's preference when it comes to certain kinds of jobs and so much more. Support Our Sponsors!' Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” KiWiCo Get your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/chrissyfree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for free! #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Steve-O comes to the Chaos studios with Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about a whole buncha stuff. You wouldn't expect an interview with Steve-O to start with "while doing my YouTube research on Iran last night" but OH BOY did it! Steve-O also spoke about where all the jokes from his latest special came from, how some of these were even in the workings since he was 12 years old. Chris and Mike ask about his most dangerous stunts, times he thought he could die and his battle with addictions. The biggest mystery of the day was solved when Chris called his girl to find out about a little encounter they had at Spring Break many moons ago. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at SteveO.com in partnership with Moment and Patreon. If you thought Steve-O was crazy before, then get ready for his unrated Steve-O's Bucket List, his new stand up special filmed in front of a sold-out London crowd. With a complete disregard for societal norms, laws, and his own well-being, Steve-O is in top form as he brings his multimedia comedy tour straight into your living room with his hilarious stand-up and stunts deemed "too extreme" for Jackass... oh, yeah... and it's a love story too! Steve-O's Bucket List not only pushes him to his limits but also finds him his 'happily ever after' that will melt your heart or passed out on the floor. Support Our Sponsors! BlueChewTry BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Better HelpChrissy Chaos is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month UnCommon GoodsTo get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise Podcast - Future of Flushing. Official New York Mets minor league podcast, available on all major podcast platforms and the Mets YouTube page. 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Trevor Wallace stops by the Chaos studios to find out Chris has decided to uproot his family from Staten Island and move to Queens. The two bond over their love of Matty Healy and their first pitch attempts at Citi Field in front of angry Mets and Phillies fans. Trevor talks about his success on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and how at the end of the day everything we do do is just to impress other men. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. KiWiCo Get your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS PrizePicks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING when Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are joined by James and Fuhad from the ShxtsnGigs podcast all the way from England. The red coats explain the dangers of England. what bottom boy energy is, stabbings vs shootings and what fame is like 'cross the pond. Morgan & Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Harry's Harrys.com/CHAOS for a $3 Starter S ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UnCommon Goods To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.Com/Chaos. That’s UncommonGoods.Com/Chaos, for 15% off! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Usama Siddiquee gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that covers EVERYTHING, everything from circumcision preference, prison tok recipes, teachers sleeping with students and a brief recap of Usama's time on America's Got Talent. GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. HelloFresh “Go to HelloFresh.Com/50chrissy and use code 50chrissy for 50% off plus free shipping!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!!! Fabric Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at MeetFabric.Com/Chaos Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/[email protected] 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2023

Comedy LEGEND Andrew Dice Clay joins the Chaos this week! If there was a cooperstown of comedy, Dice would be a first ballot hall of famer and his takes Chris and Mike on a journey through his entire career starting at Pips Comedy Club in Brooklyn, his time at the Comedy Store in LA where he became friends with and had a falling out with Sam Kinnison, his break from the spotlight to focus on raising his sons and his resurgence back into the public eye with roles like Entourage and A Star is Born. Dice also tells some stories about his famous friends like Bill Burr inviting him to do time at Prudential Center, Joe Rogan calling him when he was doing Madison Square Garden and Guns N' Roses having him do time at MetLifeS Stadium after Dice got the band back together. Listen here to to get the full scoop and so much more! Factor Meals Head to FACTOR MEALS.Com/Chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% off Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Harrys Get a $13 Starter Set for just $3 at harrys.com/CHAOS. #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Podcast - Future of Flushing, the OFFICIAL TEAM podcast of the entire minor league system. Available on all major podcast providers as well as the New York Mets YouTube page! 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2023

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld (Gutfeld, Red Eye, The Five) gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that includes a Donald Trump birthday wish, the never ending war between the left and right, the problems in New York City and a story about Joe DeRosa you would NOT wanna miss! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RayCon Hurry now to BuyRayCon.Com/Chaos and use code BIRTHDAY to get 20 to 40% off sitewide! KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2023

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Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2023

Chrissy Chaos is in LA and he's catching up with the homies, Andrew Santino joins the show, and the two talk about Chris' virginity story, getting compliments, struggles with certain platforms and a ton more! Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Blue Chew BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE Better Help BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Hero Bread Hero.Co Promo code CHAOS to save on Hero Bread today! #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy While in LA Chris caught up with his old pal Whitney Cummings and tried to teach her everything he could about motherhood, pregnancy, and the joys of childbirth and gave her a crash course on what to expect being a new parent. Support The Sponsors Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months!” Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (#529) from your cell phone. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2023

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Mike Cannon brings by some eddys for Chris to eat while recording the chaos and that of course has Chris second guessing every decision he's ever made from his studio to his house. The two also talk about Cobra Kai, being parents, how long they've been friends and answer a hotline question. Support The Sponsors Factor Meals Head to FactorMeals.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% off Hero Bread Hero Bread is offering my listeners 10% off their first order! Just go to hero.co and use my code CHAOS to save on Hero Bread today! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2023

You may know Josh Johnson as one of the funniest young comics working today but maybe he checked you out at Trader Joes a few years ago OR maybe you know his music. In this episode Josh talks about employee drug rules, his passion for music, if college is a necessity and WAY more! #Podcast #Comedy Support The Sponsors BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! BetterHelp This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2023

Former CIA Agent Jason Hanson gets chaotic as he explains the ins and outs of the CIA. Jason talks about how training works, gives some geat advice on avoiding getting kidnapped, the existence of aliens and if CIA assassinations are a real thing. You don't want to miss this one, your life just may rely on it! #Podcast #Comedy Support The Sponsors Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus freeshipping! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2023

#chrisdistefano Slushii joins the Chaos to talk about life on the road, foot injuries, some celebrity encounters and his experience being on the autism spectrum. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Blue Chew A special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529). #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2023

Joe DeRosa comes by hungover on Ozempic and Chris surprises him with some teacup piggies. The two talk about weight loss, the writers strike, their comedy careers and answer some fans looking for advice. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos for 10% off your first month! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/future-of-flushing/id1576915697 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2023

Anthony Bowens, one half of The Acclaimed from AEW joins the Chaos to talk about a flurry of topics! Anthony talks about how much Daddy Ass (Billy Gunn) meant to him and his partner Max Caster and how upset they were to see him leave his boots in the ring. Anthony shares his recruitment story where Tony Khan flew to come sign him to an AEW contract and the two also discuss Anthony's goals outside the ring, the toll wrestling takes on your body and the fan response to Anthony being an openly gay wrestler. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS Factor Meals Head to FactorMeals.Com/Chaos50 use code chaos50 to get 50% off Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/future-of-flushing/id1576915697 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2023