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🗓️ 28 July 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
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0:30.0 | All right, everyone, welcome to Christreys. My name is Chris DeStefano, aka Christy DeStefano, |
0:35.7 | and this is Christorees. Welcome to Christories. |
0:38.3 | I wanted to talk to you today about the Iranian hostage crisis because I feel like I'm being |
0:45.3 | held hostage by Sergio in a bucket hat. |
0:48.4 | Sir... What do you know about the Iranian hostage crisis besides it probably had something to do with Donald Trump, right? |
1:13.8 | Yo, I'll tell you what I know about Iranians. My favorite one is Iron Sheik. And Hulk Hogan just met his fate. And Iishik has been up there for, you know, I'm assuming the Pearly Gates. And I and Sheik is in a meet Hogan at the |
1:28.9 | pearly gates and a cobra clutch so that's what it is wow so there you have it sir joshic |
1:33.5 | Cohen said Donald Trump will go to heaven um so let me take you back to the 1970s when your pop was |
1:39.2 | doing crack actually it was heroin he had class. He had a whole little kit. |
1:44.6 | So there's a Shah. |
1:45.7 | His name is Muhammad Reza Pahlavi. |
1:48.1 | He kind of looks like Ricky Veles. If you look up our good friend, Ricky Vales. Well, you don't have to look. He's awesome. He was blowing up. So look up Ricky Veles. And this looks like an older Ricky Veles, who was Iranian. So he's the Iranian monarch at the time in the 1970s and he was a king, but he really was like a dictator, right? |
1:47.0 | Near total power, right? |
2:03.3 | Near total power, right? |
2:04.7 | Try out how Trump is now, right? |
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