I Went To My First Daddy Daughter Dance

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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This week my therapy session got canceled and I aired it out on stage! Daddy Daughter dance got messy, and I came home to a sniper in the kitchen. Thanks for watching! Please like and subscribe. It helps a lot! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. Cremo - You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or https://Target.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	No, he's not. He goes to space for fun.
0:02.1	You have to roll your car window up.
0:04.3	Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
0:06.2	Give it up for Chris to Stampino, everybody.
0:08.6	Oh, thank you. Thank you.
0:11.8	Hello.
0:13.4	Hello.
0:15.1	Yes. Oh, another straight white male.
0:20.0	We're here, man. We're back.
0:21.6	What can you do?
0:23.6	You know, it sucks.
0:25.6	I just, you know, Stuart is very difficult to be.
0:29.6	And we came back, White House.
0:31.6	Imagine, I just started going pro-Trump.
0:33.6	I'm kidding.
0:34.6	I just was doing the opposite of Peter.
0:36.6	Because he does sound like you'd be a pro-Trump guy.
0:39.7	But he's like, I hate that guy.
0:41.3	I'm like, well, your voice doesn't.
0:44.4	Your brain might.
0:45.9	But your voice voted for him.
0:47.5	I don't think you understand.
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