I Did Stand-Up in an Abandoned Grocery Store

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:32.6	All right.
0:36.6	Give it up for Tom, everyone. Oh, my God. Oh, man, that sucks. Honestly, dude,
0:46.6	this is, if the worst thing that's going to happen tonight is that, it's like, what do I expect?
0:52.3	The venue's connected to a dollar fiesta.
0:55.5	So I told, I'm really honestly, truly, I am happy to be here.
1:03.0	But I thought, listen, dude, it's, I thought I was performing in Boise
1:11.4	and I'm in Garden City.
1:15.1	So...
1:15.6	I was like...
1:19.2	What?
1:21.3	So I was already feeling like bad about myself
1:24.9	because of that.
1:26.3	Even though I am happy to be here i was not feeling great
1:29.1	about you know and then the guy who likes running the venue's like yeah you know what else is cool
1:35.9	this place used to be a supermarket and i'm like okay, so now I feel worse.
1:48.1	It's just to be like you're performing in a Trader Joe's in the back of a parking lot in Garden City, Idaho.
1:57.9	I just put an offering on a house.
2:00.1	I'm going to tell my family we're not doing it.
2:02.6	I'm going to say, no, no, guys, I'm going to have to rev up their career.
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