They Showed Up 53 Minutes Late... and Still Wanted Front Row?!

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Chrissy Capitals in Albany this week at The Egg. Working out material and messing with a mother and her daughter that must've forgotten what time the show started. We had fun, BABE! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Factor - Get started at https://factormeals.com/chaos50off and use code chaos50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box. BlueChew - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. PrizePicks - Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.3	Thank you, Mood.
1:05.3	All right, we're here in Albany at the egg, Chrissy Capitals.
1:08.8	I like this venue. The last time I was here, Yolanda Vega came from the New York State Lottery.
1:13.1	Yolanda Vega.
1:15.3	Maybe she's here again tonight, I don't know.
1:17.2	Sergio is here again with me, writing notes.
1:19.5	We'll see, he doesn't feel like he's in a playful mood today.
1:22.4	So he may not want to be on camera.
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