Getting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our Sponsors Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We interrupt programming to bring you this breaking news.
0:05.8	Joan, prolific diamond thief will be released on Sunday.
0:09.7	People are advised to go home, lock the doors, and tune in to I-V1.
0:15.0	Joan is known to use disguises and has many aliases.
0:19.0	She may appear as a mother, lover, liar, or a thief.
0:24.0	Joan, start Sunday at 9 on I. T. 1 and I TVX. All right. Hi, I'm Slushy.
0:44.7	All right, Chris E Chaos.
0:48.4	We're here.
0:50.8	We're here.
0:51.8	Michael Shane Cannon is here. John the Father Grady is here
0:54.4	Vido baby mouth Kalisi was here in a walking boot which he's going to explain to us
1:00.8	I don't even want to ask him why he's in yet another walking boot.
1:04.0	And he just said, he just asked right before we started if he could quickly run to the bathroom. I said,
1:08.1	you cannot run. You have a fake bootleg on your... It's also the biggest thing I've ever said.
1:14.0	Like he's got a size 15.
1:16.0	Well, a 15 boot?
1:17.0	I mean, 15 shoes, so the boot has to be a shack size, deuce, deuce.
1:21.0	I don't understand how a guy keeps getting injured when he takes the bus to the gym
1:27.4	Like I can't say if you're jogging to the gym you're riding your bicycle to the gym you're getting on a public bus to go to the gym you're riding your bicycle to the gym you're getting on a public bus to go to
1:34.7	the gym on a daily basis why are you always hurt he's got to stretch at the stop yeah he's
1:39.2	got a warm up proper he can't just get come off cold off the M35.
1:43.0	Dude, by the way, I know, well, hopefully John will post a picture of
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