What You Should NEVER Say About the Pope (I Learned the Hard Way)

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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This week I'm Chrissy Connecticut! I performed at the College Street Music Hall and thanks to a FULL ZERO bomb on my radio call in, Donna told my Mom what I said about the Pope. Love you Mom! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge Wallet - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year Memorial Day Sale and get UP TO 40% Off right now by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHRISSYCHAOS #Ridgepod BetterHelp - Chrissy Chaos is Brought to you by BetterHelp! Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. Nutrafol - https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You miss it ever?
0:02.3	No, no, it's behind me.
0:04.5	It's behind me, God.
0:05.4	Yo, you see that?
0:07.0	All right, we're here, New Haven, Connecticut, Connecticut,
0:10.5	Kyle Street Music Hall tonight,
0:12.2	The Egg in Albany tomorrow.
0:14.6	Welcome to Sunday Night Standups with Chrissy.
0:18.5	We got Sergio Chacon,
0:19.9	who's recently started using drugs against. So,
0:23.6	you know, my nose stay stuffy, 365. You know, Serge, I literally was feeling great about
0:29.6	myself. I was over there thinking of new jokes to write that hopefully you'll see later on this
0:33.7	video. And he told me that my sneakers are whack and my jeans are whack and I'm starting to look like my father.
0:38.5	Yo, dogs, you start to look like your father and your sneakers look like they come
0:42.2	with lottery tickets.
0:43.5	I mean, they look like they have a gambling problem.
0:45.2	You look like your father.
0:46.0	He died of AIDS.
0:50.4	Yo, he was one of the OGs of Ritzers had died too.
0:52.7	No, he died and he had real deal 1990.
0:55.0	I mean, he had like the easy-eat AIDS, like 1990.
0:58.0	Like his first time he got sick, done.
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