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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

What a Real Night of Comedy Looks Like Featuring Josh Johnson

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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What's up baby gorgeous! Tonight follow me around NYC as I work on some new material and take the stage with the great Josh Johnson! #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Lightstrike - Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Prolon - Visit https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.7

What's up, baby Gorgi? Listen, tonight's video, it's a fun one. You're going to see me riffing at New York Comedy Club. The set went off the rails and it was pretty fun, pretty wild. And then I hung out my boy Josh Johnson. I actually went on stage with him. Him and I riffed a little bit. And it was a really, really fun night. And I kept my jacket on the entire time. And the back of my underpants was soaking wet from the sweat dripping down my spine the top of my ass crack was like a splash enjoy the video hey kids

0:32.4

gonna go out there couldn't really write today stressed out about buying a house things fall through so maybe i'll just go out there, couldn't really write today, stressed out about buying a house, things

0:39.6

fall through.

0:40.6

So maybe I'll just go up there and talk about that.

0:42.6

I don't know.

0:43.6

Maybe I'll just do five minutes on the mortgage right now.

0:45.5

Damn it.

0:46.5

Everybody, please welcome.

0:52.4

Literally.

0:53.6

Everybody please welcome literally everybody please welcome

0:55.4

Chris to Steppenau

0:56.8

thank you

0:58.8

thank you

1:00.3

yes hello

1:02.1

yes

1:04.3

how you doing yes our lovely

1:06.5

host she has weak pelvic floor muscles

1:08.6

and she just dribbles

1:11.0

and it happens

1:12.7

you know sometimes you have a dribbler

1:14.2

you know you get it man

1:15.8

sir

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