You know what? Here's the thing. People who got mad at me calling last week's episode lazy,

let me tell you something. First of all, I had yet another death in my family. Okay, young member

of my family passed away tragically and suddenly, so I'm sorry I couldn't get to the episode,

but I had to go to a funeral and help with a lot of things. So fuck you if you said that I'm lazy

because I'm not. Second of all, what did you say?

Debatable, she says.

Okay, then you could get on that side of the camera, jazz,

and you could be with these fans that said, I'm lazy.

Second of all, this is Chrissy Chaos.

Okay, part of this show is you don't know what you're going to get, okay?

You don't know what you're going to get. Okay? You don't know what you're going to get. So I put out an episode of my time on the road that, yeah, the audio wasn't great, but I thought

it was something different, something new, and you people are complaining, okay?

Third of all, because of how mad you guys got and how you almost demonetize my episode,

now I work for the Nick City dancers.

Okay?

And now that's what I have to do to feed my family is I'm getting out there tonight at Madison

Square Garden and I'm doing backflips and shooting t-shirts out of my gun and out of my

t-shirt gun.

And that's just what I have to do now.

Okay.

Now you've made me a gay kid that runs around and throws t-shirts. In all honestly, though, did you listen to the audio from the episode at all?

The audio was trash.

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