Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Happy Day After Star Wars Day! The Boys get into an argument about R2-D2, and Ricky learnts some awesome Earth facts. There's also a holy water hex, AI robot grooming, and some greasy stuff down at the Legion!

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025

Strap in for one f**kin' wild ride! Special guest Steve-O spills the beans on his most f**ked stunts, smuggling drugs to Sweden, and a hot sauce for your butthole. He also reveals which pop megastar was a royal DICK!

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-f**k TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 f**king years in jail!

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they f**k off, they discuss flying pickles, a p**sy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got f**ked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some F**KIN' HUGE news for ya...

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2025

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025

F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2025

You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam f**k off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

January, its's been nice knowing ya, now f**k off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a f**kin' stink weed! Watch a new episode of Park After Dark every Friday at SwearNet.com and the TPB SwearNet app!

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025

Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions! 

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2025

Mother Nature is a motherf**ka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the f**k out when British Randy's trousers come off!

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025

The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!

Transcribed - Published: 3 January 2025

It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2024

Santa's come early and brought some awesome sh*t - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2024

The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

Transcribed - Published: 16 December 2024

Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!

Transcribed - Published: 9 December 2024

Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Sh*tties!  Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2024

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2024

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

Transcribed - Published: 18 November 2024

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!

Transcribed - Published: 11 November 2024

The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!

Transcribed - Published: 4 November 2024

Randy's in a caring mood today,  but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2024

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2024

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2024

It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2024

It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video at SwearNet.com! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Sh!trockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!

Transcribed - Published: 30 September 2024

Summer's about to f**k off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!

Transcribed - Published: 23 September 2024

Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!

Transcribed - Published: 16 September 2024

Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!

Transcribed - Published: 9 September 2024

The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as f**k at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some f**ked-up sh*t. Plus: Conky goes TOO F**KIN' FAR!!

Transcribed - Published: 2 September 2024

The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!

Transcribed - Published: 26 August 2024

Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!

Transcribed - Published: 19 August 2024

The Boys discuss the latest Olympics news, including pole vaulting wangs and sports-mad whales, and come up with a sh*tty new sport! They also cruise down China's LSD highway to the country's worst restaurant. Plus: Guess who caught their cock in a drawer? Yup.

Transcribed - Published: 12 August 2024

International rap superstar CLASSIFIED is in the trailer! He chats to the Boys about the music game, gold records and tour bus life. Plus: Crazy happenings at the Olympics, the sad story of the balogny log dog, and why you shouldn't f**k around in Peru!

Transcribed - Published: 5 August 2024

It's a f**king zoo in the trailer, with painted lobsters and zorses runnin' around, sharks all jacked up on cocaine, swearing parrots and deadly Koi salad! Plus: Get ready to get learnt, Ricky's bringing the f**kin' FACTS!!

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2024

Well, slap our balls and call us Sally! The Boys have been getting f**ked up in Calgary, raging on a plane, and learning Spanish swears. Bubbles also tries to break Ricky's brain with a word challenge! Plus: What's with all these f**kin' CUCUMBERS??!

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

Life, the Universe and Everything... holy f**k Boys, Bubbles has got it all figured out! Settle back with a glass of Julian's Wiener vodka, a Joe Beef steak and some mushrooms, and prepare to get your mind blowed. Also: Love Shark Week? Get ready for Arse Week!

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

F**k's sake Boys, get the show started! There's a f**k-ton to get through, including the Boys' messy drinking week, Bubbles' new crime fighting show, and a taste test of new TPB chip flavours. Plus: Can Ricky become the right sexy face of Zig-Zag?

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

Guess who's been stealing Amazon Prime? And no, it's not f**kin' Ricky! The Boys discuss the ugliest dog in the world, dinner with Elon Musk, and get into some serious cock talk! Also: Let's raise $3k to get Bubbles... 19 Paul McCartney tattoos?!?

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

It's hot as f**k in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

This week is getting exciting as f**k! The Boys got their faces - and TPB chips - on the local TV news! Ricky's also looking forward to Father's Day, and has some awesome (and f**ked) gift requests, including a challenge for Zig-Zag rolling papers. Plus: Julian's plan to give'r when he's 80!

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

The Boys take a day trip to jail for a special Park After Dark. There's baby eels, boas, kitty vending machines and a little wooden prick... f****kkk! Plus: Julian gets demolished by TPB super fan Maria!

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

The Boys are excited as fack - Snoop Dogg's coming to town, and they're ready to party with him on June 3! But are they gonna have to crawl through the sewers to get into the concert? Julian also tests the Boys' music smarts, as Bubbles reveals his scrump-dilly McCartney claim to fame!

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

What the f**k is up with Bubbles? Murder? Cyborg transformation? Or is he just f**ked up on gummies? The Boys also plot a weed planting rampage, get learnt about quasars, and do WHAT with a dirty old applesauce log?!?

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024