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Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Episode 13 - Jail Is Fackin' Awesome

Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Jeremy Chipper

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!

Transcript

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0:00.0

No, I'm actually scared to be in the park because of the fires. It's too dangerous.

0:17.0

You know what? This is the safest place you can be.

0:20.0

Well, I know, but... 100%.

0:21.6

Do you think you could ask them? How would I ask Ronnie if I could stay in here? You just can't ask to come in here, Bobbs. You gotta do some. Well, I'm technically allowed to be out now. Me too. I've asked them if I could stay a little longer, because I can't trust myself. What do you mean you can't trust yourself?

0:18.6

What happens with me when somebody tells me I can't do something?

0:21.6

He's gonna laid up the whole fucking province, but now you're not even allowed the fucking woods. You go in the woods right now? 25 grand. Oh, I know. You light a fire, 25 grand. So I'm up to 50 grand, easy. I don't want to be around the forest.

0:56.0

There was a fire down at Nickerson yesterday, but they got it just in time.

1:00.0

No it. She was just about to go up like a fucking tender box.

1:03.0

But you know what's fucked up? It's not only 25 grand, you gotta put, they tax that money as well.

1:08.0

So it's really like 28 grand or something. You gotta pay tax on a fucking fine? You've gotta pay taxes on the fine. So it's like 28,000 something. That's fucked up, I mean there's empty cells. Would Ronnie let me stay in here? You gotta do something. I can pull some strings. You know what you do? What? You go out and you fucking, if you, I don't know, you get road rage at all?

1:31.3

No.

1:32.3

Okay, well maybe start something with somebody.

1:34.3

I'm not getting in a road rage incident.

1:37.3

Pull over and slash someone's tires. He slashed one tire going to jail.

1:41.3

I'd get one week.

1:42.3

But then somebody, some poor fellas, but all when he's tired. Fuck them. You want any, you got to do something, bubs. You just can't just... I'd get wasted. I'd go to City Hall. Pull your bird out in front of the thing. I'm not pulling my bird out in the City Hall. No, then you're fucking... Then you got a reputation. I'm not pulling my bird out at City Hall. All right, Phil. What if I went down and what if I gave the fingers? It will please us, or... Would that get me in here? No, no, you'll just walk like a tact by it. You could do that. What you do, go fill up your fucking car and just take off. Don't pay. That's not bad. That's a good one. That's not bad. I could say.

2:22.1

You might get off, but you could say, hey, look, I did some wrongdoings here. Put me in jail.

2:27.2

I could say, look, I don't have any money for fuel, and I need to feed my kitties. So I need it gas.

2:35.2

That's not bad. That's not it gas. That's not bad.

2:36.1

It's not too bad.

2:37.0

It's not too bad. I might get you in jail and it's not a... But then you get in here, you fuck around. It's not a huge one either. And you can stay as long as you want. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, I know. I can... Once I'm in here, I can just... Go shit in somebody's sandwich or something.

2:32.0

Start a food fight, get you an extra week.

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