Episode 30 - Julian's Christmas Bar
Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark
Jeremy Chipper
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's sh*tty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the f**k?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!
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| 0:00.0 | Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perp Boys Plus. |
| 0:17.8 | What's going on? |
| 0:19.1 | Welcome to the park after the dirt. |
| 0:24.6 | This year for Christmas, I built a bar for my friend Julian. I kind of thought I'd be sitting back there, but, you know, I guess that's fine. |
| 0:28.6 | What best Christmas prison ever, man? I'm dying right now. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm not sure if I'm happy with the Christmas gift you got me, though. |
| 0:36.6 | Why? I didn't really want to deal with him today, but... I'm happy with the Christmas gift you got me though. |
| 0:37.8 | Why? |
| 0:54.8 | I didn't really want to deal with him today, but... What, do you think I had something to do with this? Oh, I thought this was your gift to me. Oh, this, him? Yeah. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. Are you fucking kidding me? Hey, watch up to the car. What the, Frank? Oh, Frank's sakes. What the frig? Jesus, stupid, friggy. Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 0:55.8 | That was the... |
| 0:56.8 | So good trip on that, Rick. Frank, oh, Frank's sakes! What the, what the fray? Jesus, stupid, Friggy. |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, hey, hey, that was the... So good trip on that, Ricky. That was the funnest part. Merry Christmas, check it out. I got some... Merry Christmas, you dicks. I got, I brought some good... Merry Christmas, buddy. Check that out. I brought those. Oh, you brought gifts, did you? Yeah. |
| 1:08.5 | What are we dealing with? |
| 1:09.7 | You're going to love it. |
| 1:12.4 | You've got some chips. Oh, you brought gifts, did you? Yeah. What are we dealing with? You're going to love it. |
| 1:13.4 | You've got some chips. |
| 1:16.4 | All right, what kind of chips we got? |
| 1:19.3 | We got cream of bacon. |
| 1:20.6 | These are, like, already open. |
| 1:21.8 | I'm like pretty much gone. |
| 1:23.5 | I got hungry, Ricky. I just had a couple. |
| 1:24.3 | But that one's fresh bag. |
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