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All right. Well, welcome to the park after Derek.

Yeah.

I'm Ricky and I'm back. All right. You're going to be the house tonight. Not a hundred percent fucking happy to be back, but I'm in back. Oh, come on. All right. I'm sort of happy, but, you know, jail wasn't bad. I'm now a fucking, I'm now a champion. You stayed there two extra fucking weeks, man man we had a two-week party after

fucking celebrating our big win we are the world jail champion yeah congratulations

man big trophy winner man how did you get that out of the jail they usually don't

let you take these I got it for two weeks I got to take a back I just like the

Stanley Cup kind of deal yep right on as important as a Stanley Cup, in my opinion. Well, the boys that are winning the Stanley Cup are making millions of dollars. That's the big difference. That is true. To me, that's kind of cool, the trophy, but it doesn't like, that doesn't turn into fucking money you know what I mean

that is true it's just fucking bragging rights and a lot of drugs all right so I've been here by

myself man fucking trying to get this shit going yeah and I know people some people haven't

been happy about it and like everybody calm the fuck down all right i'm trying my best

here it's not like i'm fucking like you know what's that guy from the game show

alex travec i'm not alex shirvac i can't run the show by myself i need some of the boys with me

so thank you for getting out of jail and thank you for fucking being here again man i. I missed you. It's good to be back. I missed you, too, man. Got a new hairdo. Well, yeah. You heard about that shit that happened? No, man. My hair melted off. How? I had the fucking, the girls ended, you know, cut my hair, and they wanted to give this treatment, this exfoliant fucking thing. Wax thing. And they didn't wax me. You know, they put some chemicals in it and boom, it melted my head off. My head felt like a, like a gummy bear for a while. One that you put in a microwave. It wasn't good, man. No, that fucking sucks. Yeah, you look different. I like it, though, I think. I think, I don't know. I don't mind it. Look like that Vin gasoline guy or whoever he is. Don't call me Vin Gasoline or Vin Diesel, man. Oh, yeah, Diesel. I'm not a big fan of that guy. He can't drive, apparently, which is fucked. That's one thing I don't like about it, man.

Like, the guy can't...

He's in all these movies, and he can't even fucking drive a car.

It's fucked.

He might be a good dude in person. I heard that he's a little fucking weird from people. I don't know much about him. All I heard was that he can't drive, and then he had to fucking... he got on a little moped in Toronto and within a hundred yards he fucking crashed into a telephone pole

that's fucked up, man. So, I mean, there's got to be, don't be calling me, Vin. You can make, I don't keep, I'm at the point where you make- Bruce Willis? No, he's too old, I guess. But you know what? Love him, though. Think about it, Pulp Fiction? Oh, man, he came on Pulp Fiction. He was the fucking man. Yep. Yipikayae, mother, mother. Yipikahae. So if you want to call me anything, you can call me something to do with Bruce Will and it's like, 6 cents or die hard or whatever. I don't give a fuck.

Just give it to me, man.

I don't care.

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