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But why don't we have our fucking chips?

We have her own, and I had to get those at the dog store.

Because you don't have any of the free ones. Because it's been a nightmare dealing with those guys when it comes to the free shitbox, okay? So they're going to have another box for us soon. So you got protein chips? Who the fuck wants those? It's a test. Why aren't you making these? It's a test. You should have your face on those. I'm going to see if it fucking tastes good or not.

If it doesn't, we're not selling them. We're going to have to come up with a good idea. The protein? Great idea. Fucking protein chips. I was looking into the whole... I don't want to be associated with muscle chips. Protein's good anyway, man. You should eat protein. And I checked out the whole fucking thing you wanted me to check about putting protein and liquor drinks.

It's not anyway, man. You should eat protein. And I checked out the whole fucking thing you wanted me to check about putting protein in liquor drinks.

It's not going to happen.

Why?

Because you'd be ripping people off because the protein gets fucked up because of the liquor, so it doesn't work anyway.

God damn it.

That's out.

These might be a hit, though.

People don't want to eat chips when they're working out.

Well, let's, no, it's all the...

It's all about the bag presentation.

We get Ricky all fucked up, get him to draw some pictures and, you know, different potatoes working out or something.

Might work.

Just another example of you doing them, making a deal where we get fucked.

Yeah.

All right, this is, I'm gonna try these. This is the first one.

It's a nach fucking protein.

Hmm, this is that.

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