Episode 25 - Cheeseburgers Roasting On An Open Radiator
Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark
Jeremy Chipper
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's f**kin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is f**ked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!
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| 0:00.0 | Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. |
| 0:04.0 | You're gonna start working out, Randy? |
| 0:16.0 | I think maybe in the new year. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm gonna, because, you know, like all the holidays are coming up in that night. |
| 0:22.8 | See, that's the problem. When people like you, they say maybe in the new year, you should be like, fuck, I'm going to start tomorrow. Well, yeah, I mean. Like, why are you going to wait? Why are, like, holding off until the new year? Well, there's a fuck thing to have to do if you want to get in shape. But the Christmas, you know, I like all the... |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah, but... |
| 0:38.4 | I make cheeseburger dressing for But the Christmas, you know, I like all the... |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah, but... |
| 0:38.4 | I make cheeseburger dressing for inside the turkey Julian. |
| 0:41.5 | Do you know what? |
| 0:42.0 | There's a place this gym in China, and they got a great idea. |
| 0:47.8 | The gym offers a poorest panamaura to the first person to lose 100 pounds in three months. |
| 0:53.8 | So how much do you weigh now? Jesus Christ. 100 pounds and three months? That's a lot. If you want a fucking Porsche, man. Man, I don't know. You'd, fuck. How much do you weigh now? How many fucking... I'm only like 220. You'd have to be 400 pounds to lose 100 pounds in three months. 15, 220, something like that. You'd have to be 120 pounds. |
| 1:12.0 | If you lost 100 pounds, you wouldn't look great. He'd look 5. That'd be for a Porsche. Come on. Man, I don't know. This is the thing. You know what you should do? It must not be that easy to do, or they wouldn't be giving away a fucking Porsche. There's people you can go without eating for like 40 days. |
| 1:28.6 | Just don't eat for 40 days, man. |
| 1:30.8 | You'd probably kill you. Portia. There's people you can go without eating for like 40 days. 30 pounds a month, that's a lot. Just don't eat for 40 days, man. You can drop it. Nah, you can still live. There's ways of doing it. Just need water, man. Anyway, maybe you should think about that. I didn't think there was a lot of overweight people in China. No, I think they're, well, maybe that's another problem. Sumu wrestlers, isn't there? Yeah, they're fucking huge. But couldn't you move there from here just to win the portion and then move back? That's what I'm saying. Well, then you've got to ship it. Three-month men. Well, welcome to the park after the dark. I am Ricky. |
| 2:03.2 | Unfortunately, Randy's here. |
| 2:04.2 | Well, you know what? |
| 2:08.8 | Boys, I'm going to say this, and I hate seeing this, but I don't mind seeing you, man, |
| 2:14.9 | because I've kind of avoided you for the past month, and you did say you had a little something there for me. |
| 2:15.9 | I have avoided you as well. |
| 2:18.2 | I brought a little cheeseburger. |
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