Episode 49 - The Kids Aren't Alright
Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark
Jeremy Chipper
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Ricky and Julian are battling some serious f**kin' sleep deprivation.... will the drugs work? Before they crash, they discuss getting banged up in North Korea, why modern movies suck, and judge some painful Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week. Plus: Kids today, eh?!!
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on? If you want to watch the video version of this podcast, mix one up and go to TPB Plus. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey man. |
| 0:17.0 | How's it going, man? |
| 0:19.0 | Just a second, is that starring getting closer? |
| 0:21.6 | I hope not. |
| 0:23.6 | I think it's an ambulance anyway. |
| 0:28.6 | Yeah, that's an ambulance. All right. |
| 0:32.6 | Hey, okay, yeah, let's get this going, bud. |
| 0:35.6 | Okay, man. What are we happening? First, we've got to do the... This is the 25 of May? I don't know, man. Why doesn't... What doesn't matter, really? It's just trying to keep track of the month, man. It's going quick. Okay, it's May something. It's nearing the end of the month. |
| 0:57.2 | And this is Park After Dark. What's going on, everybody? |
| 0:59.2 | Well, that was good. I was energetic. |
| 1:03.0 | I know, man. I'm trying to get the energy going here because I'm fucking... I don't know, man. I'm burnt out. |
| 1:05.1 | Yeah. Last weekend, fuck me. |
| 1:08.3 | And this weekend, instead of of resting went the other way you |
| 1:15.3 | really didn't do much man you just sat here and drank and got hot that's what I |
| 1:19.6 | mean I didn't rest should have how much did you get to think in the fucking seven days? You know you're supposed to get like eight hours, right? Oh, I know. That doesn't happen. Unless I sleep in, that doesn't happen often. Okay, so how much sleep do you think you... I'd say I average five. In the last two weeks, because it's been two weeks of fucking like craziness man i've averaged four and a half |
| 1:46.1 | to five four and a half hours five hours a night yeah not enough remember this old nun she was a nurse |
| 1:53.4 | she uh she used to say that five hours sleep was good but that was years ago man i don't think you can |
| 2:00.3 | don't think five hours is healthy. |
| 2:02.1 | It's not. |
| 2:02.6 | You need to solve. Science apparently says eight. Eight hours of sleep. And you try, you got to try to... Seven or nine, I think. You got to try to get like, it's called the circadian thing going. Yeah. You got to get straight sleep, man. Yeah, that doesn't happen. |
| 2:17.0 | You know what? |
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