SCP Archives

SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

I’ve always been nervous about driving at night. Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2026

"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"

Transcribed - Published: 12 May 2026

"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2026

"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2026

“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2026

"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2026

"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2026

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2026

"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2026

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2026

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2026

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Matt Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2026

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2026

SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2026

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2026

Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters) Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2026

This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date.

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2026

SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2026

SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2026

SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2026

SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2026

SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter.

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2026

SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin. Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialism

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2026

Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood.

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2026

SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784. Content Warnings:  Festive Violence Transcript Patrons Oct 1-7 Wolfy, Gabe Soza, Daniel Pepper, catpeople,  Lincoln Smith, Nick Jones, Draconix, Inpachi1138, guy1701, Mackenzie S., Grulgor, and Andrew Scott Verdeja Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-784 and SCP-2356 were written by Snowshoe, and Tanhoney  Script by Daisy McNamara  Narrator - Jon Grilz Narrator 2 - Elissa Park Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song & Composer - Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editor - Nate DuFort Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2025

Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures. Content Warnings:  Blood Transcript Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "SCP-173" was written by Moto42 "Ars Gratia Artis" was written by Joreth "Interlude - Excerpt From an Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter & Dark, 2012" was written by DrClef Script by Daisy McNamara  Narrator 1 - B. Narr Narrator 2 - Nate DuFort Narrator 3 - Jon Grilz Izumi Kato - Brandon Nguyen Marina Abramovic - Erika Sanderson Allan Kaprow - Vic Collins Bruce Nauman - Russ More Joseph Bueys - Pacific Obadiah Interviewer - Daisy McNamara Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song & Composer - Mattie Roi Berger Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamarra Sound Designer - Pacific S. Obadiah Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 23 December 2025

SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

SCP-4601: The Redd Menace SCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes on front and rear bumpers, a pronounced scratch on the surface of the left windshield, etcetera. SCP- 4601 is in good operating condition and bears no significant physical differences from similar firefighting vehicles. This episode was suggested by Skippy on Spotify! Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents, fire, comedic references to harm of loved ones. Transcript Patrons Aug 15 - 30 Patrons Ben J., Nil8, THE Rakaki, Richard E. Maxon, D C, Cameron Stark, Zach, Matt Nelson, Jared Billhimer, SnoozeyGriffen, Gary Weston, Lee Dagett, Grady Roberson, Rremi moo, tibalt981, Travis, Steamy, Hamed Qader, Micah Baker, joshua nuefeld, Jeremy Monks, L0ST3CH0 666, Eli Cikowski, muffincake, and Shadowgardens Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-4601 was written by Boogey_Man23, Nickthebrick1 Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Virginia Spotts Agent Rodney - Chris Harris-Beechey Agent Tran - Elissa Park Agent Cross - Jesse Hall Agent Polk - Brandon Nguyen Agent Vasquez - Rissa Montanez Command - Nhea Durousseau Blue Chef - Russ More Red Chef A - Melissa Lusk Red Chef B - Marquis Moore Host - Bailey Wolfe SCP-4601 - Katrina Pecina Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Nate DuFort Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger Composer - Newton Schottelkotte Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt of SCP-3925-1 individuals are considered to be affected by an ongoing SCP-3925 event. If SCP-3925-1 is completed successfully and placed in a mailbox within 30 days, it will dematerialize and the SCP-3925 event will conclude. Content Warnings: Attempted suicide, and vehicle accident Transcript Patrons Aug 1 - 15 Patrons Atkella, Nexar, Bruh Moment, Wrango552, William Swanson, Gaby Collaros, Cyka, Scarlet Wagner, Lacealot124, Reagan, Onyxia Rivera, doug Hall, Juan Rodriguez, Teaghan Shackelford, brian, Pls Read Strawpage (Glitch), Garrett Rogers, Sneed Chuckle, Beesnees, Cassi Rastanis, BackroomsRooke, Shaun Cobble, Leon Leenen, Roy Davies, fecinies, Justin Durfee, Matt zaplishny, Jaden Sisco, DrewBlue, Balardson, Jackson, Cameron Gray, Nater070and Cyrus! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-3925 was written by Modern Major General Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Elissa Park Admin Shmuck - Russ More Greg Walsh - Marquis Moore Irene Berg - Nhea Durousseau Director Liu - Brandon Nguyen Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Daisy McNamara Theme Song by Mattie Roi Berger Composer - Newton Schottelkotte Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love. Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion with his butler, Pym (Zeljko Ivanek). In secret, Bentley works for the angel of Death, avenging those killed before their time. It’s a heavy burden that Bentley bears alone. However, when Bentley gets a new case involving the murder of a trapeze artist, he finds himself asking for help from an old childhood friend and spitfire journalist Gwendolyn Marks (Merritt Wever). Unfortunately, rather than solving his problem, Gwen’s research only raises more unexpected questions.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER. Content Warnings: Violence & Murder Transcript Patrons July 16-30 M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick,  Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood! Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8013  was written by Mooagain Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Monty Benson - Vic Collins Enya Richmond - Kayla Temshiv Mcdowel - Dustin Parsons Evelyn Greaze - Janine Bower Martin Greaze - Nate DuFort DIVITAE - Rhys Lawton Elevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Dustin Parsons Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen  Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect. SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood ofPoor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of theSciurus vulgaris (Pron. Sigh-ur-usVul-ger-us) species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization claims that "all righteous squirrel brethren are welcome." Content Warnings: Drug Abuse, home invasion, explosion in public place, gun violence. Transcript Patrons July 2-15 Collin Cook, Jazmine, Kordell Schumacher, Danni Edwards, Taylor Allgood, Nodder Aryafar, Death by Nature, Saint Lange, BrittaStina, Shawn Collins, GhostGalaxy808, Zeronoq, Snout, Charles Jones, Kvothe, Gabrielle Jean-Baptiste, SODAHAPPY, Just General, candy, I_HATE_TUESDAYS, Ben, Bel and Manny, Slayer dot exe, Violet O’Malley, Patrick, Foxy, Knut Olav Grott, g3t_r3c7_m8-, my mincraft, Hanna Mullins, Gooftbd, Kinetic, Haunt Pitcher, FaeofWhimsy, King Beetle, ThroatScratch, harry hodgson Jaraha, maxwell burnett, petschro, Midnight_Vampryss, Flo, Quinten Riehl, Daddiobadio, Jules Forman, Don Walden, Jake Green, Sokuim, Skeleton Frank, Phycogamer100, Aaron, Eamonn, and Lysandra Tiller! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-6369 was written by Labiosis, Laveritas, and Zyn SCP-2050 was written by Weizhong Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Jon Grilz Evangeline Perry - Hannah Schooner SCP-6369-B - Katrina Pecina Narrator 2 - Daisy McNamara SCP-2050-2 - Rhys Lawton SCP-2050-3 - Chris Harris-Beechey SCP-2050-4 - Erika Sanderson Envoy - Vic Collins SCP-2050-131 - Kit Paterson Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Original Music - Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2025

Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.

Transcribed - Published: 28 October 2025

There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to discredit any civilian research relating to SCP-6996's emotional effect, denigrating them as pseudoscience. Description: SCP-6996 is the color red.

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2025

SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The trees that constitute SCP-5012 are in a continuous cycle of flowering and fruiting, irrespective of soil and meteorological conditions. SCP-5012 has not been observed to experience senescence, and remains in the same form and condition as it had when first observed in the early 1900s.

Transcribed - Published: 21 October 2025

SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other plant-life that has been formed into a large, domed structure.

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2025

SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl.

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2025

SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burgeoning World Wide Wrestling Federation.

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2025

SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters in size.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2025

SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 presents as a small roadside hotel or motel always identified by exterior signage as the Rest-Eazy Inn.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2025

SCP-1983-1 is a one-story farmhouse in REDACTED County, Wyoming. It was abandoned in 1968after a series of ritual murders, allegedly performed by a "Satanic" cult. Please see capture logs for SCP-REDACTED for further details Content Warnings:  Gore, body horror, nyctophobia Transcript Patrons May 21-31 Knightshadow822, Robyn Rockjet, t̷h̵e̸r̴e̶ ̷a̸r̷e̶ ̴p̸e̶o̷p̴l̴e̶ ̴i̵n̸ ̶m̴y̶ ̸w̴a̸l̵l̸s̵, Kala Haley, Lil_bitty_ghost, Cedric SPEER, StealthyBaguette, Stevie Macklin, Jacob, Michael Anderson, Bored_Harbinger, Kara Merritt, Jordan Ryan, Brittany Thurston, Macey Brackin, jack treat, Magpie, Dad, Kelly A, Tyson Johnson, Quentin Plays, Jeremy Blackmon, UndeadAkira, David Hoolsema, Sadie Avila, and Sneaky Snooks Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-1983 was written by DrEverettMann Script by Daisy McNamara Narrator - Jon Grilz Agent Barclay - Gerald Hill Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Theme Song - Mattie Roi Berger Original Music -  Newton Schottelkotte Dialogue Editor - Daisy McNamara Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2025

SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2025