SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”

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🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi guys, it's Daisy. I feel like I need to apologize for last week's bit. Pacific is fine. They just had a cold.
0:09.0	I didn't realize how many of you would actually get concerned for their safety. That is my bad.
0:15.2	Anyways, if you do want to support Pacific's continued good health, you can brighten up their day by leaving us a review on Spotify and Apple.
0:23.7	Word of mouth is how our shows grow.
0:25.7	Thank you.
0:39.3	Warning. Warning. One is the year Morning One
0:41.3	The foundation
0:42.3	The foundation
0:46.3	base is classified
0:48.3	Oh not the right
0:49.3	My girl
0:50.3	My voice was
0:51.3	Tainted
0:52.3	The Vint
0:53.3	The Vincic Todd and In account The whole week We're talking The end The end They've not
0:55.0	Finally
0:56.0	We're
0:57.0	We're going to
0:58.0	The Item number
1:17.8	Contain
1:19.3	Return
1:21.3	Item number
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