Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

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🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's Pacific and welcome back to another episode of situationally comedic
0:07.4	persons.
0:08.5	This is episode two of season nine.
0:11.4	If you haven't gone back and listened to the first one, I do recommend that you start
0:14.9	there as this season is told in chronological order week to week.
0:20.0	There's only 12 episodes this season, so once we're done, we are back to anthology content,
0:24.3	I think at the end of May, but for the next 11 weeks, you should listen in order.
0:32.0	And in case you missed it last week, I am still trapped in the tape.
0:36.2	Daisy won't let me out.
0:40.0	And I think Brad is conspiring to keep me here.
0:47.5	You and only you can free me by joining our newsletter at Pacificobadaya.com.
0:50.9	It's a little vain to name a website after yourself.
0:51.7	I feel it.
0:52.4	I heard it.
0:59.7	Nonetheless, that is the best place to go to hear news about SCP Archives, Mayfair Watchers Society, and some of the other cool projects I'm working on.
1:03.2	I don't have a ton there right now.
1:05.0	It is mostly just show notes and credits.
1:07.8	Nothing too exciting.
1:09.5	But you should stay tuned because there might be something pretty cool coming pretty soon.
1:16.5	That's all I can say for now.
1:17.8	In the meantime, though, hey, thanks for listening.
1:22.2	We appreciate you.
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