SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER. Content Warnings: Violence & Murder Transcript Patrons July 16-30 M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick, Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s just a theory, a film theory! Thanks for watching”, Jake Esmon, Liam Armitage, Caeden Wilding, Pathos II Overseer, Cameron Pelletier, Christian DeSario, Old Kitten, Maxwell Gilbert, Xialion, X. Valentine Orenda, Lancifur, lionbird watt, neal schwartz, Collin Lehner, Olivia Grace, Melissa L Andrews, Vernon M Byron III, Katelyn Colgrove, yourLocalEnby, Mxwell, Milk Boi, Mr. SkyRat, RundownTacoBellFrom2002, Uncle Charles, Corey and Stephanie say Hello, Chelsey Gilmore, Ryan Kerttu, Tyler Bentley, EvrenCael, Tibia, Tanner Robicheaux, Chris J, mandrake, CalamitousGaze, Muse C, Ark knight, Tdog1736, Dokkaebi, Dorigar, Charles Wolf, qSleepo, Lil Rotini, Mister Rogers blood stained sweater, Austin Mccuistion, 820 Geckos with Anxiety, OG Koap, Pip Azzara, and Chris Wood! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-8013 was written by Mooagain Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Monty Benson - Vic Collins Enya Richmond - Kayla Temshiv Mcdowel - Dustin Parsons Evelyn Greaze - Janine Bower Martin Greaze - Nate DuFort DIVITAE - Rhys Lawton Elevator - Tal Minear Art by Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Dialogue Editing by Dustin Parsons Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Chris Harris-Beechey Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. It's Pacific and welcome back to another episode of SCP Archives.
0:06.8	Just one quick announcement this week and then a really cool episode.
0:11.4	We are looking for new stories to cover. As you well know, there are over 9,000 stories on the SCP Wiki.
0:18.4	There is plenty for us to cover, but we want to cover the stories that you're most excited
0:23.8	to hear.
0:24.6	So leave a comment on this episode if you're listening on Spotify.
0:28.7	Go to our website, sceparchives.com.
0:31.3	There's a contact form.
0:32.4	Email us the suggestion.
0:34.2	Pop into our Discord and say hi.
0:36.3	Stock us down on social media and flag me down to
0:39.8	the street if you happen to see me around and tell me what episodes you want us to cover,
0:45.3	or sorry, what stories you want us to cover. Oh, God, I got bad brain this week. I'm,
0:50.5	I'm off next week for Thanksgiving. I am ready for vacation.
0:57.8	Anyways, we want to know what stories you want to hear.
1:06.4	So leave them in our Spotify comments, on Discord, in our email, or wherever else you want to get a hold of us.
1:08.7	Daisy and I had a huge list.
1:13.5	We've actually whittled through most of the submissions and suggestions we have already.
1:15.6	So it's time for new ones.
1:16.7	Let's know what you want to hear.
1:17.7	All right.
1:18.4	That's all I got.
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