Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation

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🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure." Patrons Jan 1 - Jan 7 Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia! Cast & Crew "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Janice - Kayla Temshiv Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Jack - Brandon P Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Orientation Video - Stephen Indrisano D-12601 - Daisy McNamara D-12602 - Pacific S. Obadiah D-12603 - Hannah Schooner D-12605 - Giancarlo Herrera Rodney's Mom - Elissa Park Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Matt Roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's Pacific, or at least a recording of me.
0:04.4	You see, my consciousness has been trapped inside of this tape that you're listening to right now.
0:09.1	And the only way to free me is by reviewing the show on Spotify and Apple Podcast.
0:13.8	So please, help me escape.
0:17.1	My carbon clone can only take...
0:28.0	In other news, I'm here today with the first episode of SCP Archives, season nine.
0:30.9	Situationally comedic persons.
0:31.8	That's right.
0:40.0	We wrote a whole 12-episode series about an average day in the life of an SCP Foundation employee.
0:44.9	It's a really fun adventure, and over the next 12 weeks, you'll get to hear it all.
0:50.1	But I want to give a very quick shout out to Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera, the creators of this show.
0:51.1	They've done a fantastic job, and I am so proud of everything they've put together.
0:55.5	So, I'm going to get out of your hair, sit back, relax, and enjoy Season 9, Episode 1.
1:20.6	Okay. All right, folks, we ready? This is your chance to get your life together.
1:23.6	Or not? Your choice.
1:26.6	Watch your steps. It's icy.
1:30.6	What did I just say?
1:32.5	Right. Sorry. Thanks.
1:35.0	Sure.
1:37.0	All right. This way, gang.
1:43.8	And this is...
1:45.0	D-12604, aka Rodney L.
	...

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