Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

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🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"

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0:00.0	Hi guys, it's Daisy. Been a while, right? Pacific is busy, so I thought I'd hop back in to remind you that if you haven't subscribed to the newsletter over at Pacificobadiah.com, you're seriously missing out. There just might be something big on the way, too. That's all for now. Enjoy the episode.
0:21.4	Ladies and gentlemen, just a word of warning.
0:25.6	Morning.
0:26.4	Morning.
0:27.3	Morning.
0:27.9	Morning.
0:28.8	The foundation.
0:29.4	Databases is a class of worship.
0:33.1	An authorizing access.
0:34.6	Will result.
0:35.7	And the dream.
0:38.3	We're in time. You find the decision's result. And to treatment. We're in times.
0:39.3	You find the serious description.
0:40.3	And the council
0:42.3	notorious novel in
0:43.3	country
0:44.3	State
0:45.3	Secure
0:48.3	Contain
0:49.3	context
0:50.3	context.
0:51.3	Unlike most harmless office supplies, the highlighter cannot escape its fluorescent colorful past.
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