SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards

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🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".

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0:00.0	Hi guys, it's Daisy. Did you miss me? I missed you. We have a real treat for you today.
0:05.3	A very goofy episode from the 8,000 series contest given a fun new spin by our writer Kevin.
0:10.8	Nothing major for announcements. Just want to remind y'all that if you want to discuss a show with other fans, we have a Discord.
0:15.7	Link is in the show notes. Enjoy the episode. The foundation is The foundation is The foundation is
0:38.3	All right
0:40.3	Jack and still reach
0:41.3	Don't
0:42.3	The entire
0:44.3	The entire
0:45.3	In account
0:46.3	and a college
0:47.3	of the
0:48.3	Of the
0:50.3	technology
0:52.3	The United The Activity Security
0:56.0	Activity log
1:14.3	MTF Pi 2 sibling rivalry
1:17.1	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, June 4th, 2025, 8.58 a.m.
1:23.8	Log begins.
1:25.9	Command, this is Mendez.
1:27.9	I've just reached Washington Square. Acknowled is Mendez. I've just reached Washington Square.
1:30.0	Acknowledged Mendez.
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