You could go to Greektown with John Mateer.
Published: 22 August 2025
We have established the NCAA is a corrupt organization; now we’re just haggling over the price.
Published: 21 August 2025
Bull Durham (1988) is too old for you guys but Major League (1989) isn’t?
Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025
He could be All-Big Ten or in jail for the same highlight.
Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2025
Kirk Ferentz could coach this team.
Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025
He’s a blue pail of grit kind of guy.
Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025
The thing is if you get to the quarterback last year in 2.5 seconds Graham and Grant and Stewart were already having a party there.
Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025
The folly and the foolishness of following Allan Haller—even Michigan State thought that was stupid.
Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025
Can a trick play be a blitz?
Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025
We have a roster! Sorta
Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2025
They did the same thing to us; we just had pepper spray instead of rain.
Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025
They had no idea how much Tony Montana had inspired us.
Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025
They don’t get your show in Franklin County jail?
Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025
I like it when my quarterbacks have big goals: Remember where we were in 2020? JJ’s like ”Take a breath, we got this.” Michigan loses to Minnesota in ’86, quarterback is like ”We’re going to the Rose Bowl, I guarantee it.” The coaches get an all-world five-star to come to Michigan over FSU by promising him he’ll start; career backup is like: ”I’m gonna beat him then become the greatest of all time.”—Okay, Tom.
Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025
It was the most doesn’t know ball comment from someone in charge of ball in the history of both knowing and ball.
Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025
It’s safe to assume Purdue will have a 7’4” Belgian named Haaghebaert.
Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025
We don’t want to be watching salary caps; we want to watch football.
Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025
For some people emotional abuse is the best kind of motivation, and for that kind of person Ohio State is the perfect place.
Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025
You know who should be the next president at the University of Michigan? Sam Webb.
Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025
I’d make Hoffman the starting left tackle but he’s already their best receiver.
Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025
”I want to see a family picture and I want to know what side of his family is from refrigerators.”
Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025
Even Cade was like ’Oh, shoot.’
Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025
It’s a Boy Named Sue, except it’s a haircut.
Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around.
Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025
”If only Ohio State was in the A-10”
Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025
Nobody is winning with this.
Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025
Let the grading begin
Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025
”Or we could just pull the Izzo thing and kidnap everyone’s grandma.”
Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025
Where are all the Morehead States? Well Johni Broome plays for Auburn.
Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025
If a river’s on fire you can’t blame Ann Arbor for that; that’s on you buddy.
Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025
”The aftermath of the Macarena”
Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2025
”Asking the NCAA to seed this or any tournament is like asking your six year old to write your will.”
Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025
A) they’re fun and B) they’re fun-gothic.
Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 5, Penn State 6 (OT)) Saturday - (Michigan 2, Penn State 5)
Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2025
”It’s too beautiful of a day to sit inside and talk about Michigan basketball.”
Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025
This isn’t Mick Foley pain. This is us whining when we’re fine. It’s Hulk Hogan pain.
Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025
Final Scores: Thursday - (Michigan 1, Ohio State 2 (OT)) Saturday - (Michigan 4, Ohio State 3)
Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2025
”Roddy just needs to watch some cable TV.”
Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025
I feel like this is some sort of sex thing.
Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025
”If you remember Jack Olmstead, stick around for the end of this podcast.”
Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025
The over-under on the times that Vlad is grabbing his nethers in this game is two.
Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 3, Minnesota (2)) Saturday - (Michigan 2 (SO, W), Minnesota 2)
Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025
”They keep winning so I can’t be mad at them.”
Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2025
You’re not going to like your kids’ pencils in a few years.
Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025
Final Scores: Friday - (Michigan 2, Michigan State 1) Saturday - (Michigan 1, Michigan State 6)
Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025
”Dave has cancelled this segment.”
Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2025
We must be the only people on YouTube with a useful comments section.
Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025
”I’ve always been digestive-system forward as a podcast, a website, and a mf’ing crew.”
Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025
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