Everybody Is Awful podcast

Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news.  Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce.  Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Avenel, NJ, Myrtle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Orlando, FL, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Columbia, MO and more.  Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking  for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA.  Tickets: Jimflorentine.com

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2026

2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed.  Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2026

Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2026

Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2026

One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2026

Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2026

Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.   Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2026

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2026

A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2026

NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine   Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA  

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 29 December 2025

More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed.   Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE   Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/awful

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Support our Sponsors: Support the show by going to http://hims.com/AWFUL for your personalized ED treatment options.    

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Support our sponsor: Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% off your 1st month, go to https://www.betterhelp.com/EIA  

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction.   Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2025

Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2025

Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2025

More lies exposed on todays Podcast.   Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2025

  Support our sponsor: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2025

Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!  

Transcribed - Published: 1 September 2025

Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby.   Support our sponsor:  Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL  

Transcribed - Published: 25 August 2025

A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy   All comedy tour dates at Jimflorentine.com

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2025

Transcribed - Published: 28 July 2025

Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture.  A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Support our sponsor: Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL    

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2025

Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2025

Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more.  Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise.  Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2025

Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one.  Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed.  Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0   Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2025