Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/1/26

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Loud booms everwhere and Dumb Inspirational Quotes!

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:25.0	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:28.3	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:30.6	No, it doesn't.
0:31.8	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:34.1	You're not saving any time.
0:35.3	You're not in a rush.
0:36.9	Motherfucker.
0:37.8	Bro, you good?
0:39.4	I don't like it at all.
0:45.8	Welcome to Jim Florentine.
0:47.4	Everybody is awful podcast.
0:50.2	You know, I've never done this before.
0:52.3	I was really thinking about doing an emergency podcast this past Saturday night or Saturday during the day because of the loud boom that was heard in the Boston area and surrounding areas.
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