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Everybody Is Awful podcast

Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6560 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Fucking yuck.

0:02.0

Ooh.

0:03.0

She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.

0:07.0

That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.

0:10.0

You can find me on Etsy.

0:12.0

I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.

0:15.0

Horrific.

0:17.0

What the fuck do you need to say that for?

0:19.0

Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.

0:25.0

If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.

0:28.3

Teamwork makes the dream work.

0:30.6

No, it doesn't.

0:31.8

It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.

0:34.1

You're not saving any time.

0:35.3

You're not in a rush.

0:36.9

Motherfucker.

0:37.8

Bro, you good?

0:39.4

I don't like it at all.

0:44.8

Welcome to Jim Florentine.

0:46.6

Everybody is awful podcast.

0:49.3

Today's podcast will be dumb people

0:51.3

putting dumb fucking license plates

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