Awful next Door App Posts 5/25/26

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Our two favorite attention whores are back in the news. Jelly Roll and Travis Kelce. Nosy neighbors on the Next Door app are posting corny jokes, what's your favorite cheese and wondering what the loud booms are.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:25.0	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:28.3	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:30.6	No, it doesn't.
0:31.8	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:34.1	You're not saving any time.
0:35.3	You're not in a rush.
0:36.9	Motherfucker.
0:37.8	Bro, you good?
0:39.4	I don't like it at all.
0:45.3	Welcome to the Jim Florentine.
0:46.8	Everybody is Awful podcast.
0:48.7	Check man on my comedy tour.
0:51.2	June 13th, Avenel, New Jersey, June 18th through 20th, the Eerie, Pennsylvania,
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