Awful Vanity Plates 5/4/26
Everybody Is Awful podcast
Jim Florentine
4.6 • 560 Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates.
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| 0:00.0 | Fucking yuck. |
| 0:02.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:03.0 | She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese. |
| 0:07.0 | That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor. |
| 0:10.0 | You can find me on Etsy. |
| 0:12.0 | I'd rather find you dead in a ditch. |
| 0:15.0 | Horrific. |
| 0:17.0 | What the fuck do you need to say that for? |
| 0:19.0 | Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door. |
| 0:25.0 | If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move. |
| 0:28.3 | Teamwork makes the dream work. |
| 0:30.6 | No, it doesn't. |
| 0:31.8 | It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth. |
| 0:34.1 | You're not saving any time. |
| 0:35.3 | You're not in a rush. |
| 0:36.9 | Motherfucker. |
| 0:37.8 | Bro, you good? |
| 0:39.4 | I don't like it at all. |
| 0:44.2 | Welcome to Jim Florentine. |
| 0:45.6 | Everybody is Awful podcast. |
| 0:47.5 | Great news. |
| 0:48.4 | Post Malone has canceled the first few weeks of his tour with a jelly roll, the stadium tour, |
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