Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	Fucking yuck.
0:02.0	Ooh.
0:03.0	She's bitching about the food of Chuckie cheese.
0:07.0	That's like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.
0:10.0	You can find me on Etsy.
0:12.0	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:15.0	Horrific.
0:17.0	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:19.0	Hashtag is. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:25.0	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
0:28.3	Teamwork makes the dream work.
0:30.6	No, it doesn't.
0:31.8	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
0:34.1	You're not saving any time.
0:35.3	You're not in a rush.
0:36.9	Motherfucker.
0:38.8	Bro, you good? i don't like it at all welcome to the jim florentine everybody is awful podcast just a reminder
0:50.2	uh kathy griffin is not in a term in camp yet the view is still on the air not cancel yet. The view is still on the air, not
0:55.2	canceled yet. Bill Maher is still on the air, not canceled yet. There hasn't been any zombie
0:59.4	apocalypse as yet, apoclips as yet either. It's just weird. I don't know what the fuck's going on.
1:05.4	I don't know why these predictions aren't happening. But we'll see.
1:13.0	I've been telling you guys for probably, what,
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