Awful Vanity Plates 3/16/26

Everybody Is Awful podcast

Jim Florentine

Comedy

4.6 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed.

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0:00.0	Underwear drawers are like the wild west of wardrobes.
0:03.0	You never know what pair you're going to pull out or what shape it's in.
0:06.0	It's time to upgrade your underwear drawer with a buttery soft comfort of MeUndies.
0:11.0	MeUndy's signature fabric is as soft as a warm hug from your favorite sweater.
0:16.0	Plus it's breathable and oh so comfy, making it ideal for all day wear.
0:26.2	Get 20% off your first order plus free shipping at meundies.com slash comfort.
0:27.9	Enter promo code comfort.
0:32.4	That's meundies.com slash comfort code comfort.
0:34.4	Fucking yuck.
0:37.7	She's bitching about the food of Chucky Cheese.
0:40.0	That's like going to a whorehouse
0:41.4	and complaining about the decor.
0:43.5	You can find me on Etsy.
0:45.7	I'd rather find you dead in a ditch.
0:48.4	Horrific.
0:50.2	What the fuck do you need to say that for?
0:52.6	Hashtag bitch. I'm your classic girl next door.
0:57.8	If she left next door to me, I'd fucking move.
1:01.1	Teamwork makes the dream work.
1:03.4	No, it doesn't.
1:04.6	It takes exactly one second to get out of your mouth.
1:06.9	You're not saving any time.
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