Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

We thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of us would expect. First we hear from Dean Browell, the creator of the The Macintosh Theory, who first noticed these spoilers in commercials and Fox's hit "24." Then Joshua Peterson, a production designer who has seen Apple rules firsthand, and throws a wrench into the spoiler theory. Is Apple's influence on story just aggressive marketing or will it actually ruin creativity in filmmaking? Follow Wild Wild Tech Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wildwildtechpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildwildtechpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 August 2020

We thought you might like this new podcast, Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy (available on Apple Podcasts, and Spotify). Listen to the first episode, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts while you're listening. On the very first episode of "Correct Opinions," Trey talks about some of the unusual baby names he's encountered that white people have given their children, being recognized on the street by a fan but not by their disappointed friend, and just how hard it is to entertain white people. Follow Trey on Instagram Follow Trey on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2019

Hey Don't Mess Fans, You're about to hear a new podcast we thought you might like, OHONEY. Dating and hooking up in the 21st century can be a confusing disaster. But how would the coolest people in the world navigate minefield that’s dating these days. From Amanda Cerny and Sommer Ray, comes OHoney, a sexy new series that offers a look into the lives and minds of some of the biggest celebrities of the internet age. Each episode they serve up their best advice to get through all the drama, scandals, and NSFW situations that are plaguing you. OHoney is like a sexy slumber party where you get to listen in on the casual honest conversations between your coolest friends. Subscribe to OHoney wherever you're listening now\xad\xad\xad\xad at: http://bit.ly/OHoneyDM Episode Description Jake Paul reveals what he’s looking for in a relationship, perhaps explaining his engagement to Tana Mongeau. Amanda Cerny says the sexiest thing to her is a man who’s passionate, while Sommer Ray’s answer is NSFW. Plus, Jake Paul talks about how important purpose is when pursuing a dream, and how he and Logan Paul struggled to get past their beef. And, just incase you don’t listen all the way through, don’t cheat on Sommer Ray, she’ll cut your d#@k off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2019

Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2019

There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2019

This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2019

Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better! What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2019

YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2019

Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2019

It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2019

Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2019

Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 February 2019

Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2019

Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2019

Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2019

Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 January 2019

Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2019

This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 January 2019

Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 January 2019

On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 December 2018

On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2018

It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2018

After covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2018

Christine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2018

Chris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2018

On this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2018

Christine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 November 2018

Christine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Google Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2018

YouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by transgender activist, model, and writer Corey Rae! The questions come fast and furious as Corey shares her amazing life story from hating boys' toys as a child to eventually beginning her transition. For more Corey Rae: IG: @imcoreyrae Web: http://www.coreyrae.com/ Twitter: @CoreyRae3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by personal trainer Cody Taggart and registered dietitian Whitney Catalano for a fierce debate about dieting vs. exercise. Also, Christine and Chris not-so-subtly try to set them up on a date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Lyft Driver "Kyle", who has some absolutely insane tales to tell. Backseat sex, anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2018

Christine & Chris are joined in the studio by Round Table TV hosts/influencers Evan DC, Patric RT, and Rob-City. Listen to Chris and Christine learn what a hypebeast is, the history of hypebeast clothing labels, and just how white Christine actually is. You can check out more RTTV content at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9T0y46uK5FzJT-8tLBFeQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Los Angeles personal trainer Cody Taggart. Listen to Cody's inspiring life journey while Christine and Chris debate the perfect male calf size and how to train animated cartoon characters. Please be sure to check out Cody's Instagram: @cody_taggart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2018

Christine and Chris are again joined in the studio by adult film actress Edyn Blair for Part 2 of this amazing interview. This special 2-part series includes tales of custom porn videos, the shocking amount of preparation necessary for a film shoot, and even the finer details about Edyn's gag reflex. Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about the adult film industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by exotic dancer/adult film actress/certified dog trainer Edyn Blair. This special 2-part interview includes tales of strip club shenanigans, how pole-dancing is basically the same as high intensity interval training, and even a very special moment where Chris learns what a cuckold is! Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about exotic dancing and the porn industry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano. They talk about eating intuitively, why diets suck, and how "fat" shouldn't be a bad word. Come for the serious talk regarding nutrition and body image, stay for the lengthy discussion about Chris pooping four times a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2018

Christine and Chris take the Myers-Briggs Personality Test! Find out about their deepest darkest secrets, their psychological preferences, and how Chris is really sad that he can't simply fart whenever he wants to. Also, check out the new "Don't Mess" YouTube channel for this week's latest RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 August 2018

Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by licensed sexologist Shan Boody (Shannon Boodram). They discuss Christine's asexuality, Chris' undefined sexuality, and how labels are really only for other people; not yourself. Come for the laughs, stay for the sexy talk about avocados. Also, check out the new Don't Mess YouTube channel for this week's RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2018

Christine is joined in her studio by her new co-host, YouTuber and comedian Chris Klemens! They sing songs, interrupt each other, and talk about the evolving format of the podcast now that Chris has joined the insanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by Stef Sanjati, a Canadian trans vlogger and YouTube personality who specializes in makeup tutorials, video games, and Arts/Culture. They discuss Toronto, trans issues, why they love video game violence, and finally their thoughts on Canadian bagged milk. (it's a real thing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by YouTube comedians and former Vine stars Carly and Erin. They talk about crazy fans, super-nice U.S. Postal Service employees, and why Christine hates cats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, Comedian, and former Vine star Cody Ko. They talk about Cody's podcast, the method to his YouTube reaction videos, and how he took the trauma of shattering a 60-inch flatscreen TV as a sign that he should never play video games ever again. Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh and TalkSpace. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by Nikki Limo & Steve Green, the hosts of the Castbox/Studio71 "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast! They talk about Nikki & Steve's recent wedding, their epic live-stream wedding prank, and how Christine prefers being at home petting her dog to interacting with other humans. To listen to the "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast, here are the links: Link to Apple: http://bit.ly/STDTYAPod Link to CastBox: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, comedian, and podcast host Motoki Maxted. Motoki and Christine talk about Motoki's new podcast "Exposed with Motoki Maxted", which launches on Monday June 25th! They also talk about parents, singing in cars, and the tastiest Japanese food. Motoki's new Podcast, "Exposed" can be found here: APPLE: http://bit.ly/ExposedA CASTBOX: http://bit.ly/ExposedCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by Brandon Rodgers, an actor, director, YouTuber, and comedian. They discuss Brandon's origins on Vine, his crass character sketches, and their collaboration video where Brandon had to mime having sex with Christine on the first day of shooting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2018

Christine is joined in the studio by actor Charisma Carpenter, best known for her role as Cordelia Chase on TV series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and its spin-off series "Angel". They discuss Buffy, Buffy, and more Buffy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2018