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Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Unqualified Advice from Christine & Chris

Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Studio71

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Someone said my dick got stuck in the peanut butter jar. What can I do to stop doing this?

0:04.6

How fat is your dick?

0:09.1

How could that...

0:11.1

I didn't even think about that.

0:13.1

Is it in flame?

0:15.1

Did you eat like your twin and then your other twin?

0:18.5

Welcome to Don't Mess. I'm Chris Clemens.

0:20.9

I'm Christine Siddelco and I have a butt.

0:24.4

And everyone has a butt. And that's okay.

0:27.3

And sometimes things come out of that butt.

0:29.8

But you need to know that you are normal because of it.

0:33.0

Let's listen to our podcast Don't Mess every Friday.

0:37.0

And Don't Mess is a cast box original,

0:40.0

pretty so long-sized studio 71.

0:41.9

Cast box, if you haven't heard of it, is a podcast app available on iOS and Android.

0:46.3

It's one of the fastest-growing apps for podcasts on the market.

0:49.6

And you can listen to Don't Mess on your other podcast platforms.

0:53.6

But I hope that you give Cast Box a try. I think it's a really great app.

0:56.4

You can find all of your favorite podcasts on there, including hopefully mine.

1:04.7

Hey guys, welcome back to Don't Mess, the show that won't quit.

1:09.5

Or get cancelled.

1:10.8

I've tried to quit, but I have a contract.

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