The Bachelor: We Can't Look Away

Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

Studio71

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	VH1 reality shows were like crack.
0:02.7	They were so much better than that.
0:03.9	Well, they were also just like,
0:05.1	that's it insane.
0:06.3	Yeah, but anyway, the bachelor's just a classier version of that.
0:09.2	And sometimes not even.
0:10.3	Quote in quote, classier.
0:11.6	It's like a friendly, it's like a family-friendly version.
0:14.0	It's just a white-er version.
0:15.6	It's literally.
0:17.1	Except for Rock of Love was really white.
0:20.8	Welcome to Don't Mess.
0:21.8	I'm Chris Clemens.
0:22.8	I'm Christine Sidelco and I have a butt.
0:26.3	And everyone has a butt.
0:28.0	And that's okay.
0:29.2	And sometimes things come out of that butt.
0:31.7	But you need to know that you are normal because of it.
0:35.9	Listen to our podcast.
0:37.1	Don't mess.
0:37.7	Every Friday.
0:38.6	Don't Mess is a cast box original produced alongside Studio71.
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